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"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."
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'Instead of trying to find the perfect cell mate, try being the perfect cell mate.'
"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."
Tags:private prison, private prisons, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, privatization, privatisation, for profit, money, money making, money makers, third party, third party prison, third party prisons, government contracted, government contracted prison, government contracted prisons, incarcerate, incarcerated, overpopulated prison, overpopulated prisons, criminals, criminal, rehabilitate, rehabilitation
The Yearly News
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"I'd complain, but I'm afraid of the bad press we'd get!"
Tags:pterodactyl, pterodactyls, gargoyle, gargoyles, bad press, endangered, endangered species, endangered species, nest, nests, nesting, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, real estate, architecture, architect, architects, bird of prey, birds of prey, nest, nests, nesting program, nesting programs, rehabilitate, rehabilitates, rehabilitating, rehabilitation
"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."
Tags:therapy, group therapy, therapist, therapists, rehab, rehabs, rehabilitation, rehabilitated, rehabilitate, men, man, alcoholic, alcoholics, meeting, meetings, addiction, addictions, alcohol, support, support group, support groups, supporter, supporters, alcoholism, ride, rides, lift, carpool, car, cars, drive, driver, drivers, driving
"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"
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"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."
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'Prison has rehabilitated me, I haven't pinched a car for 6 months.'
Celebrity drinking and drug problems at an all time high.
"My client is completely rehabilitated, Your Honor, in a grabass sort of way."
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"The guard was messing with you. I've been here fifteen years and they've never once sent around the dessert cart."
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The road from incarceration back to civilization can be rocky
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'You've, um... really been on the warpath lately.' 'I know. Sorry I'm so snippy and cranky these days. I think I'll check myself into crab rehab.'
"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."
"His term was up two months ago- he can't find an apartment."
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Another successful rehabilitation story from the bald eagle preservation society.
"After last night, I'm a changed man -- I changed from scotch to vodka."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, beverage, beverages, scotch, vodka, drinker, drinkers, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, excess, excessive drinking, binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, imbibe, imbibes, intoxicate, intoxicates, intoxication, change, changes, rehab, rehabilitation, rehabilitate, rehabilitates, addict, addicts, addiction
'I remember what I did, but I don't remember why. Is that sort of like remorse?'
'Think of it this way: the jury has given you 25 years to get your act together.'
'I marooned myself here to break my Blackberry addiction.'
'I've discovered I have an aptitude for accounting!'