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'Yes, I can tell you the meaning of life, but then I would have to kill you.'
A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.
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'The purpose in life is to find a purpose in life.'
"That's the dating guru."
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The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.
"She got amazing swag on her spiritual journey."
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Road signs: Life is a Journey (stay left) and Life is a Destination (exit ahead).
'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'
'I'd really appreciate it if you'd refrain from shouting 'KA-CHING!!!' every time you become one with the universe.'
'You know, it's a lot easier to just follow me on twitter.'
'Sorry, I can't explain derivatives trading either.'
Lawyer Meditating over the Happy Thought of Billable Hours.
Guru's Universal Answer
'I'm late for my 3:30. Quickly - what's the meaning of life?'
'The secret to finding all knowledge is to use exactly the right keywords when you google.'
'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'
"If I knew the meaning of life, would I be sitting in a cave in my underpants?"
'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'
"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"
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'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'
'Yoga! Meditation! Enlightenment!'
An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.
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"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."
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