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"I always cry at mergers."
Tags:business, businesses, company, companies, corporation, corporations, employee, employees, worker, workers, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, consolidation, consolidations, merger, mergers, cry, crying, wedding, weddings, union, unions, ceremony, ceremonies, emotional, office, offices, office life
Brad! Who's that singer I cry to when I'm drunk?
Tags:drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkenly, cry, cries, crying, sob, sobs, sobbing, emotional, emotions, song, songs, singer, singers, singing, identity, identities, couple, couples, identify, identifies, identifying, sad song, sad songs, lonely, loneliness, sad drunk, sad drunks, depressed, depression, depressing, musician, musicians, favorite musician, favourite musician, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, tearful, tearfully, tear up, tears up, tearing up
"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."
Tags:greek, greece, ancient, myth, myths, legend, legends, muses, muse, literature, science, arts, inspiration, inspirations, plagiarism, plagiarist, plagiarists, weeping, crying, sad, discovered, discovery, discoveries, cheater, cheaters, copying, fake, forgery, forgeries, forger, forgers, liar, liars, lie, lies, writer, writers, writing, books, books, author, authors, musician, musicians, lyrics, poem, poetry, art, artist, artists
The Colicky Family
Tags:colic, complain, complains, complaining, scream, screams, screaming, cry, cries, crying, complaint, complaints, complaining, complainer, complainers, whine, whines, whiny, moans, moaning, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, baby, babies, new parent, new parents, hysterical, hysterics, adults, adulthood, grievance, grievances, air grievances, airing grievances, petty, infantile, act your age, acting your age, maturity, immature, immaturity
"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, baby, babies, infant, infants, sibling, siblings, temperament, temperaments, car alarm, car alarms, noisy, loud, annoying, crying, bawling, sensitive, cute
"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"
Tags:masculine, masculinity, male, males, man, men, manly, crying, tearing up, tears, tear, risk, risks, risky, risking, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, date night, date nights, restaurant, restaurants, music, live music, musician, musicians, feelings, emotions, emotional, sensitive, sensitive man, sensitive men
The controversial but effective good cop/sad cop routine.
Tags:cop, cops, good cop, good cops, bad cops, bad cop, sad cop, sad cops, police, police man, police men, interrogation, interrogations, question, questions, interview, interviews, police station, police stations, suspect, suspects, criminal, criminals, crying, cries, upset, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, playing golf, golf enthusiast, gold enthusiasts, professional golfer, professional golfers, loser, losing, bad loser, bad losers, sore loser, sore losers, break down, break downs, breaking downs, cry, crying, emergency contact, emergency contacts, overreact, overreaction, overreactions
"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."
Tags:raised voice, raised voices, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, guilt, guilty, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, cute, cuteness, guilt inducing, apology, apologies, judge, judges, sorry, cry, cries, crying, whimper, whimpers, whimpering, shout, shouts, shouting, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, adorable
Cry on my shoulder $1.00
Tags:panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, homeless, homelessness, social inequality, inequality, begging, beggar, beggars, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, perspective, perspectives, different perspective, different perspectives, cry, crying, shoulder to cry on, a shoulder to cry on
"We're laying you off, but, as a favor, howabout one last pratfall on your way out?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, manger, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executives, employee, employees, worker, workers, fired, firing, laying off, laid off, unemployed, employment, unemployment, clown, clowns, pratfall, pratfalls, fall, falls, falling, favour, favours, favor, favors, unhappy, sad, crying, office, offices, office life, embarrassing, last
"I thought we agreed you were going to cry on the inside."
"Operation Controlled Crying, Day 730."
Tags:controlled crying, childish, childishness, crying, tantrum, tantrums, tantrum throwing, tantrum thrower, tantrum throwers, donald trump, president trump, trump presidency, trump administration, white house, secret service, bodyguard, bodyguards, parenting technique, parenting techniques, parenting strategy, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness
'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'
"Not 'Miracle on 34th Street' again?"
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, mrs. claus, santa's wife, elf, elves, santa's helper, santa's helpers, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., movies, movie, film, films, christmas movie, christmas movies, christmas film, christmas films, seasonal, crying, teary-eyed, sad, sad movie, sad movies, sad film, sad films, again, same film, same movie
New York's Only Tragedy Club!
A crying man wears a laurel wreath
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
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"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"
Tags:baby, babies, crying baby, crying babies, cry, crying, loud, noisy, annoying, disturbing, disruptive, travel, tourism, air travel, passenger, passengers, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplanes, sea travel, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, row, rowing, rower, rowers, oarsman, oarsmen, slave ship, slave ships, history, never changes, some things never change
"Miranda is in a lot of pain over the attitude of her cat."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, attitude, pain, suffering, mental health, sad, sadness, unhappy, crying, depression
"So then I'm, like, 'Waaaaah! Waaaah!'"
"He seems to be a bit of a crybaby."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, crying, wailing, crybaby, crybabies, paediatrician, paediatricians, pediatrician, pediatricians, paediatrics, pediatrics
"Inside I'm a crying hyena."
"I don't mind the weeping but whoever's gnashing their teeth…. Quit it!"
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