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'Why do I have to learn how to write my name? I always pay for everything in cash.'
"Reading is definitely much better for you. I don't even own a TV anymore."
'If reading books is so important, how come you never see people on TELEVISION doing it?'
Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h
Illiteracy Increases: Man reads paper upside-down.
Campaign against Illiteracy.
'I'm really going to have to work harder at school - I couldn't read any of it in there!'
The War on Illiteracy is Ernest.
"Learning about reading and writing is nice, but when will we get to important stuff like memes and emojis?"
"How much will all this spelling and punctuation help me with texting?"
"Is this in case the electric grid goes down and we can't text or tweet?"
Tall tales, short stories
"My parents must have forgotten what they learned in school. I heard them talking about renewing their vowels."