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"When you're finished here, Spencer, we'll need you on the bridge-to-nowhere project."
Tags:telescope, telescopes, architect, architects, architecture, architecture firm, architecture firms, surveyor, surveyors, survey, design, designs, pointless, pointlessness, workload, workloads, project, projects, bridge to nowhere, bridge-to-nowhere, red tape, red-tape, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy
"you can feel secure knowing that you have your own personal deterrent?"
Tags:nuclear arm, nuclear arms, deterrent, deterrents, nuclear deterrent, nuclear deterrents, atom bomb, atom bombs, atomic bomb, atomic bombs, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, properties, real estate, new home, new homes, buying a house, estate agent, estate agents, nuclear arm control, security, personal security, pointless, pointlessness
"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."
Tags:scull, sculls, row, rows, rowing, rower, rowers, attention-seeker, attention-seekers, attention-seeking, charity, charity event, charity events, media attention, ignore, ignores, ignored, ignoring, rowboat, rowboats, stunt, stunts, publicity stunt, publicity stunts, publicity, writer, writers, writing, ignored, ignore, ignores, ignoring, pointless, pointlessness
Tags:bonsai, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, gardener, gardeners, garden, garden, autumn, fall, rake, rakes, raking, raking the leaves, raking the lawn, chore, chores, tiny garden, tiny gardens, modern life, miniature, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, modern attitudes, no garden, perfectionist, perfectionism, overkill, pointless, pointlessness, city life, city, cities
"Look, I know you and I have had our differences, but can we at least agree that the goldfish is pointless?"
Tags:goldfish, pet, pets, dog, dogs, cat, cats, disagreement, disagreements, common enemy, common enemies, fish, impersonal, pointless, pointlessness, alliance, alliances, uneasy alliance, uneasy alliances, ally, allies, allied, difference, differences, set aside differences, setting aside differences, agreement, agreements
Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours
"Great! O.K., this time I want you to sound taller, and let me hear a little more hair."
Tags:voice talent, voice talents, voice actor, voice actors, voice acting, voice over, voice overs, radio, pointless, pointlessness, radio recording, radio recordings, voice recording, voice recordings, attractiveness, vanity, recording studio, recording studios, getting old, getting older, insult, insults, insulting, balding
"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"
Tags:cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, lazy cat, lazy cats, existential crisis, new perspective, new perspectives, regret, regrets, wasting time, waste of time, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness, mid year, mid-year, july, summer
Radio interview with mime artist.
Tags:mime, miming, mime artist, mime artists, radio, interview, interviews, radio interview, radio interviews, radio show, radio shows, radio broadcast, radio broadcasts, radio broadcasting, pointless, pointlessness, hopeless, hopeless case, performance art, performance artists, radio host, radio hosts, radio presenter, radio presenters
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, lost, lost in the desert, abandon, abandoned, sunbathing, sunbathers, dead, died, skeleton, skeletons, skull, skulls, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, unexpected, surprise, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness
"Do you realize we still have a huge bag of leaves from last year?"
I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaways, castaways, maroon, marooned, strand, stranded, abandon, abandoned, bill, bills, bank statement, bank statements, financial statement, financial statements, debt, debts, in debt, overdraft, overdrafts, overdraw, overdrawn, pointless, pointlessness, futile, mail, post, letter, letters, bankrupt, bankruptcy
"My whole life stretches out before me as a series of egg-white omelettes."
Tags:middle age, middle aged, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, diner, diners, existential crisis, omelette, omelettes, egg white omelette, egg white omelettes, hopeless, hopelessness, boring, bored, boredom, pointless, pointlessness, egg yolk, egg yolks, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs
Right lane becomes left lane 100 ft.
Tags:road sign, road signs, sign, signs, crossover, crossovers, car, cars, highway, highways, freeway, freeways, slow lane, fast lane, slow lanes, fast lanes, right wing, right wings, left wing, left wings, left-winger, left-wingers, right-winger, right-wingers, political affiliation, political affiliations, politically affiliated, pointless, pointlessness, needless, confusing, interstate travel, road trip, road trips
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, crime fighting, crime fighter, crime fights, no no, no-no, tell off, tell-off, telling off, wagging the finger, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, ineffective, ineffectiveness, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness
"No, I like it. I just don't see the point."
Tags:invention, inventions, wheel, inventor, inventors, inventing, complicated, needlessly complex, complex, complexity, pointless, useless, uselessness, pointlessness, worthless, overcomplicate, overcomplicating, overcomplicated, solution, solutions, solve a problem, solving a problem, problem solver, problem solvers, technology, technological solution, technological solutions, techie, techies, caveman, cavemen
A pigeon is about to jump off a roof.
"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
Tags:inherit, inheriting, inheritor, inheritors, beaver, beavers, pet beaver, pet beavers, will, wills, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, will and testament, last will and testament, leaving a will, leaving money, estate, lawyer, lawyers, pointless, pointlessness, wasting money, waste of money, pet lover, pet lovers, animal lover, animal lovers
Tags:limo, limos, stretch limo, stretch limos, limousine, limousines, stretch-limo, stretch-limos, bumper car, bumper cars, dodgem, dodgems, funfair, funfairs, carnival, carnival, fair, fairs, pointless, pointless, pointlessness, amusement park, amusement parks, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness
"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."
Tags:game show, game shows, answer, answers, quiz, quizzes, quiz show, quiz shows, tv show, tv shows, spoiler, spoilers, spoiling, question, questions, triva question, trivia questions, trivia, crunch time, short on time, skip ahead, skips ahead, skipping ahead, host, hosts, hosting, pointless, pointlessness, waste of time, wastes of time
Caveman with Boulder
Tanning Machine on the beach
Tags:beach, beaches, summer, summers, summertime, summertimes, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, tan, tans, tanning, tanning machine, tanning machines, vain, vanity, sun, pointless, pointlessness, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes, gender issues, body image, self image, self-image
"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."