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"Today our teacher gave everyone lifetime achievement awards."
"Finish your breakfast, honey, and then we'll go drop Daddy off at jail."
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"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."
"Hey, Baby, I just dropped the kids off at school, and now I'm going to the grocery store, and then I'm going home and unloading the car—am I making you hot?"
'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'
"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."
"Warrior queen or not, she shouldn't be driving that thing on a school run."
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"What?! I put a post-it on a place you couldn't miss!"
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"It's the school run."
Could you come back in five minutes? Our movie's not done.'
'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'
'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'
'We combine the school run with exercise.'
'Oh no! It's the City Academy, Community College, Centre of Vocational Excellence and Specialist School run...'
'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'
"He says it was his dads first attempt at the school run today."
"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"
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'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'
'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'
'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'
'No need to drive me to school, I can walk.'
'Oh bugger! I completely forgot that it's school run time!'
"Mum, I wish you'd stop picking me up after school."
'As fast as you can, kids.'
"For future reference, when I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."