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'Aah... nothing beats a lovely sunny day and the thwack of rock on skull...'
Outrageous Fortune this exit. Caution: slings and arrows ahead.
David And Goliath And David's Personal Trainer, Rolf
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'The market shifted on me.'
"Let me chase the squirrels from now on."
'You guys are real friends!'
'There's nothing wrong with my arm - I wear it to get out of washing the dishes!'
"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"
"Will he know what this is about?"
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What a coincidence! I'm a teacher in an inner-city comprehensive too.
Leg in a sling 'Are you sure this is the correct treatment for a broken leg?'
"Will I still be able to smash a violin?"
Little Known Moments In History
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"David? Yes, he's just a stones throw from here.â��
Let the good times roll.
Cat in bandages.
"I still think they paid Goliath to take a dive."
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'Not sport. It's an old 'spork' injury. I jabbed myself eating mellon balls.'
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Tank driver wielding a slingshot.
Mother and Baby
'Mom says the stork is bringing a little sister. I can get a better shot at him from here.'
'Hold on, David - someone's moving behind your arm. . .'
'I warned you. The bigger they come, the harder they fall.'
The true story of how David brought down Goliath.