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"What I do as an artist is take an ordinary object – say, a lamppost – and, by urinating on it, transform it into something that is uniquely my own."
"Can you help me bury the groceries all over the neighborhood."
"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'
"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"
After months of observations, Jeffries and Callahan conclude that the primates' mating rituals weren't unlike that of humans.
"He uses tools and he flings excrement- what's not to vote for?"
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Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'
'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'
A cat rejects a dog performer's act.
'Think like a panther.'
If you've ever wondered what your dog would do if he ever caught the car he was chasing, now you know.
"Oh, show some guts, Thorndike!"
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"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."
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'I do wish she wouldn't be such a human.'
"I don't know, we never want to mate, we only eat one thing...what're we, trying to go extinct?"
'So...are you comin' or goin'?'
'Your problem is that you fear change.'
'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'
"My dogs tells me he loves me by wagging his tail." "My dog tells me he loves me by sending me text messages."
"Twenty seven naps a day isn't unusual."
Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men
Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.