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"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."
Tags:tax, taxes, filing taxes, tax day, tax days, april 15, april 15th, tax return, tax returns, tax form, tax forms, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms, ball pit, ball pits, fun, tedious, tedium, irs, internal revenue service, i.r.s., play area, play areas, recess, infantile, infantilizing, idea, ideas, solution, solutions
Tags:midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, midlife-crisis, swapsies, middle school, trade, trades, disappointment, disappointments, middle age, getting old, getting older, ageing, modern life, recess, lunch break, lunch time, lunch break, lunch break, regret, regrets, life choice, life choices, depression, depressed, mental health, mental health issues
"Look at it this way, Conroy—the longer they stay out, the longer you're a free man."
Tags:law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, juror, jurors, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courts, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, trial, trialled, trialed, trials, excuse, excuses, bored, boring, bores, long, lengthy, recess, discuss, discussion, discussing, verdict, verdicts, crimes, criminal, criminals, play on words, word-play, word play, doom, doomed
"I wonder if I should ask him to play."
Tags:kid, kids, child, childhood, nursery, nurseries, nursery school, nursery schools, kindergarten, kindergartens, pre-school, pre-schools, preschool, preschools, play ground, play grounds, playground, playgrounds, playtime, playtimes, play time, play times, recess, toddler, toddlers, terrible twos, terrible 2s, bully, bullies, bullying, boys and girls, growing up, games, game, kick, kicking
"But I gave my lunch money to the special yesterday."
Tags:bully, bullies, bullying, playground bully, playground bullies, lunch money, kid, kids, child, break, breaktime, playtime, recess, break time, playtime, school, schools, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary school, theft, thief, prosecutor, prosecutors, special prosecuter, special prosecutors, special counsel, independent counsel, independent prosecutor
"My mom and dad are still very sharp."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, sharp, quick-witted, smart, intelligent, perceptive, senility, old, elderly, old people, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, playground, playgrounds, park, parks, recess
"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."
Tags:kid, child, kids, childhood, prank, pranks, practical joke, practical jokes, trick, tricks, playtime, playtimes, play time, play times, breaktime, breaktimes, break time, break times, recess, playground, playgrounds, elementary school, elementary schools, see saw, see-saw, see saws, see-saws, fly, flying, accident, accidents, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools
'It rained all week and they had to stay inside at recess and draw.'
"Could you hold for a second? It's Call Waiting."
Tags:phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, tin can, tin cans, string, strings, can, cans, playground, playgrounds, recess, call waiting, hold, on hold, busy schedule, busy schedules, schedule, schedules, kid, kids, child, children, place on hold, places on hold, placing on hold, other line, other lines, second line, second lines, phone line, phone lines
"All right, everybody, recess is over!"
Tags:business, management, office, executives, personnel, psychology, childishness, children, education, elementary, leisure, games, recess, boss, bosses, upper management, screw around, screws around, screwing around, mess around, messes around, messing around, leisure time, lunch hour, lunch hours, free time, teacher, teachers, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, mankoff
"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
Tags:swing set, swing sets, break in, breaks in, breaking in, corral, corrals, rodeo, rodeos, playground, playgrounds, play area, play areas, playset, playsets, play set, play sets, cowboy, cowboys, rodeo, rodeos, bronco, broncos, tough guy, tough guys, horse, horses, horse trainer, horse trainers, bucking, bucking bronco, bucking broncos, western, westerns, cowpoke, cowpokes, recess
'Not without your helmet, you're not!'
'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'
"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."
Tags:body piercing, body piercings, tongue piercing, tongue piercings, tongue stud, tongue studs, inconvenience, inconvenient, trade, trades, trading, swapsies, kid, kids, child, kindergarten, primary school, primary schools, kindergartens, lower school, lower schools, peanut butter, lunchtime, lunchtimes, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, recess, sharing food, innocent, innocence
"Someday, son, all this will be yours."
Tags:freud, freudian slip, freudian slips, unconscious, unconscious thought, unconscious thoughts, slide, slides, sliding, slip, slips, slipping, secret, secrets, thought, thoughts, id, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyze, psychoanalyzes, psychoanalyzing, analyst, analyists, playground, playgrounds, play, plays, playing, recess
"Recess does things to a man."
'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'
"Be careful what you say. She's never been to Europe."
Tags:child, children, childhood, kid, kids, play, playing, playground, playgrounds, school, schoolyard, schoolyards, recess, playtime, schoolgirl, schoolgirls, bully, bullies, culture, cultures, uncultured, travel, experience, experiences, judgement, judgemental, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, stuck up
Tags:ant farm, ant-farms, ant farms, ant-farm, sandpit, sandpits, sandbox, sandboxes, playpark, playparks, play parks, play park, playground, playgrounds, play ground, play grounds, giant ant farm, giant ant-farm, playtime, recess, playarea, playareas, play area, play areas, creative play, tunnel, tunnelling, digging, gig, ant, ants, child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, childhood, ant hole ant holes, ant colony, and colonies, oversize, oversized, playground equipment
Playground by and for kids.
'It'll mean I won't have to see the kids during our long periods of recess.'
"Recess is over, Your Honor."
"Yes, the underpants sighting is very interesting, but I'm really more intrigued by your observations of London and France."
Tags:schoolyard, schoolyards, playground, playgrounds, recess, kid, kids, child, children, student, students, song, songs, rhyme, rhymes, london, france, underpants, underwear, pants, sighting, sightings, interesting, intriguing, observation, observations, intelligent, childish, immature, literal, wordplay, word play, i see london, i see france
'Recess is over now, Edward. If you want a longer recess you'll have to get elected to Congress.'