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"So what'll it be, dentists on ice, or extreme cabinet making?"
Kelvin and Hobbs (Roy).
Hollywood or bust!
'Please, 'Mr. Never-wears-pants' was my father's name. Call me Gary.'
Marriage Counselors For Celebrities.
'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'
'It looks so lifelike!'
Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'
A celebrity fan.
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'
'Oh, puh-leeze...Demi Moore? She doesn't even know you exist...Ok...A restraining order proves she's aware of your existence, but...'
New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'
The Most Popular Part of New York: 'Trump-Free Zone.'
'How long is this 'walk of fame'... We're into reality stars now.'
School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .
For the millionth time, Ice-T wondered what was the point of being an award-winning rapper/actor if he couldn't even get a dang coffee when he wanted one.
"We're talking to Mr. George Arval. He has in his arms the first royal diaper. An amazing catch from the third floor balcony if I must say so."
The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.
'We have a problem one here he thinks he is David Beckham.'
'Have you heard Katie Price had had her baby early?'
'Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?'
Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.
Confucious Say: 'He who strangles the cook will not eat the scones.'
Leonardo Di Caprio