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'I intend to prove that on June 13th, when the gate was left wide open, the defendant utterly failed to run loose r dig up the neighbor's rose garden, and furthermore, he actually slept through the incident like a common housecat!'
'Let's go and chase some cats while our lawyers bite each other!'
"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."
'I was a dog for years, but had to seek a new career when I lost my licence.'