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"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."
"It was right here in this park, Jamie, that I was inspired to become an attorney, when Vinnie Maroney beat me to a pulp."
"How very exciting! I have never before met a Second Amendment lawyer."
The Attorney Barn
"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."
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"Really? You should have seen how long my hair was when I was a civil rights attorney."
Jimmy says you're a poopyhead. Do you have a rebuttal?
"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."
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"Have you notices how Ed has changed since he started going to law school?"
'Now that the A level results are out a lot of kids are making choices that will affect them for the rest of their lives...'
Local Authority Lawyers
'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'
"Coach, I got so good at sitting on the bench when I was on your team, I decided to make a career of it. So, for jaywalking I'm throwing I'm throwing you in jail for four years."
'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'
A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm
"If you so choose to gift my mother with candy, she can transfer ownership of said candy to myself."
"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"
'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'
'Are you interested in your child attending our regular nursery school program or our pre-law nursery school program?'
'We're think Law, since he can already read fine print at a college level.'
'I'm suing my way through law school.'
'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'
'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'
Conveyor belt takes solicitor along path to becoming a judge
'Hello, Professor. When do we learn billing?'