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"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."
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The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands
Tags:party, parties, party trick, dinner party, cocktail party, struggle, struggles, struggled, klutz, clumsy, clumsily, cherry, kissing, kisses, kiss, cherries, cherry stem, tie, ties, tied, knot, knots, knotted, knotting, bar, bar trick, bars, drink, drinking, drinker, drinks, alcohol, alcohols, trick, tricks, tricky, fiddle, fiddly, fiddled, average, mediocre, mediocrity, normal, normie
'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'
Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club
Under the Radar
Tags:normal, normality, ordinary, ordinary life, ordinary lives, extraordinary, under the radar, fly under the radar, flying under the radar, average, average person, average people, mediocre, mediocrity, irrepressible, stand out, stands out, standing out, make a name for yourself, making a name for yourself, blend in, blends in, blending in, blend, blends, blending
"I'm proud of you for making a gurgle."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, infant, infants, baby, babies, gurgle, gurgles, gurgling, pride, proud, baby talk, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, participation trophy, participation trophies, low expectation, low expectations, low bar, low bars, mediocre, mediocrity, modern life, modern parent, modern parenting, achievement, achievements, benchmark, benchmarks
Mediocre people are always at their best.
'A Mr. Consistency, Hobgoblin of Mediocre Minds, is here to see you. He doesn't have an appointment.'
"I'm seeing a lot of faint praise."
"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"
Food of the Demigods
Tags:demigod, demigods, good food, nice food, easy food, convenience food, food of the gods, mediocre, mediocrity, average, omelette, omelettes, macaroni, raisin toast, favourite food, favourite foods, favorite food, favorite foods, minor deity, minor deities, immortal, immortals, lazy, laziness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
STRIP *Bloomerbery Money * Bad fund manager
"Well, it's an improvement over the last couple of places."
Tags:knick knack, knick knacks, worthless crap, worthless junk, junk, store, stores, shop, shops, shopping, retail store, retail stores, retail nightmare, retail nightmares, mediocre, mediocrity, high street, high streets, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, mall, malls
"He's a Clark Kent type, but he has no alternative identity."
Tags:bore, bores, boring, nice guy, nice guys, date, dates, dating, single, single life, single lives, gossip, gossips, gossiping, new boyfriend, new boyfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, partners, superhero, superheroes, secret identity, secret identities, super-hero, super-heroes, super-heroic, husband, husbands, bland, blandness, mediocre, mediocrity
'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'
'But mediocrity means never having to worry about living up to the hype.'
"I see myself in a position where mediocrity is rewarded."
'Instead of firing me, he could have tolerated mediocrity a little longer.'
My son is a mediocre student in an underperforming school in a community of losers.
"Apathy, mediocrity, flatulence!"
'Your script is a completely unimaginitive, hackneyed rag, and therefore we're prepared to pay you top dollar for it.'
'Can we move over there?'
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