Business Mentor Cartoons and Comics

"Remember, Garvey, cash is queen."

"Take my advice, Roberts, and hide your light under a bushel."

"Buy low, sell high!"

'Of course it's ethical! It's just business ethical instead of ethical ethical.'

"I must admit, though, it was a man who taught me how to abuse my power."

"Toilet breaks are for WINNERS!"

"You smell that? That's the smell of success - with a hint of dumpster."

Responsibility and duties

'You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"Feelings of self-worth are important, junior, but never confuse them with net worth."

"No matter how far you go with this firm, Paulson, don't lose your rudder."

"True happiness isn't in the things you have, but rather in knowing what you have is more than everyone you grew up with."

Mentors make a difference.

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"When you run with the big dogs, talk softly and carry a big pooper-scooper."

'Well, he's progressed from an imaginary friend to an imaginary mentor.'

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

"I've succeeded through brains, diligence, and I guess a little luck."

'Excuse me, would you like some tips on video marketing?'

"I'll give you some advice. When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

'My success stems from my ability to ferret out those people you can fool ALL THE TIME.'

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

'I see your point, Henderson - But if 'less is more', imagine how much more 'more' is.'