Celebrity Gossip Cartoons and Comics

Schadenfreude Monthly

"Stop worrying about Madonna. She's probably just retooling for her next surge."

They Shop Among Us

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

Interview with a Vampire.

"Notice how they grow away from the incandescent-light source and towards the malicious celebrity gossip."

"There it is—the home of the 'National Enquirer'!"

Detox Centers of the Rich

'You build a celebrity, then knock it down again.' 'Tabloid journalist lego.'

"I was throwing shade a long time before celebrities did."

Spot the celebrity tourist - $2 minute.

"Which network would you like to get your daily fill of Kardashian news from?"

"As Angelina Jolie recently said..."

Magazines in a lobotomy clinic.

"They're called this because historically they had news in them."

"I'm sorry, your highness...those nasty paparazzi guys!"

Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore break up.

"But, dear - If it weren't for Lady Godiva, the paparazzi would be following US around!"

You! Are thick magazine.

"The following report contains some flash celebrities."

'You have TWO strikes against you. You are guilty and you're not a celebrity.'

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

'I'd read the paper, but I can't wait until tomorrow to find out which celeb is being called fat today.'

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"