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"Would you know how to get back to the Interstate from here?"
"Go ask your mother."
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'No. . . this isn't the fiscal cliff.'
'The secret to prosperity is turn your thinking cap around.'
'Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding empathetically?'
'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'
'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'
"I have no idea what it all means, but we can go online to see what it all costs."
Are you questioning the meaning of existence at this point in the race? I'll explain.
"Ever get the feeling the all-powerful one is just mocking us?"
"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."
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'That's right...take a deep breath, close your eyes and visualize letting go of material wealth.'
'One of us will tell you how to achieve peace and harmony just as soon as we settle who called dibs on this ledge.'
"Sorry - just getting back from a guru retreat."
'Embrace change! Cloth, disposable...whatever life hands you!'
'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'
'The secret to life number 3 is...or was that number 4? No, wait...that was number 7...or was it 8?'
'I don't know a darn thing about the meaning of life. I was robbed and left here with nothing but a bed sheet.'
Coming Soon: Enlightenment And Pizza By The Slice.
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'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'
'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'
'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'
'Please remove all spiritual baggage and step through the soul scanner.'
'I'd like to order a pizza at one with everything.'
'You're learning, my son. The first step toward solving a problem is admitting you have a problem.'