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'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'
"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."
"Who's the wise guy who drank my caffè grand latte?"
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"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"
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"Latte for name withheld."
'I could kill for a good cup of coffee now.'
"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."
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The miracle of genetic engineering
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'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'
'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'
"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
Tags:money, cash, cash in, cashing in, coffee, coffee addict, addict, addicted, addiction, finance, finances, personal finance, financial crisis, crash, market crash, recession, recessions, modern, modern life, luxury, luxuries, necessity, necessities, retirement, retirement fund, retirement funds, 401k, pension, pensions, pension scheme, latte, lattes, city life, middle class, new middle class, economy, economics, frugal, scrimp, scrimping, saving, savings, coffee, coffee bar, coffee bars, trend, trends, barista, baristas, expensive
'It's an espresso latte, I thought you might need it.'
'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'
The miracle of genetic engineering
'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? I you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'
Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".
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"A large skim latte, double shot, no 'have an awesome day.'"
'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'
'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'
Summa cum latte.
'And this is the control group which we keep on 200cl of decaf latte.'
Leading a horse to coffee...
'No, I don't take any drugs, but I do have a $50 a day latte habit.'
'Your call is important to us but so are our mocha lattes. Stay on the line. We will be with you shortly.'
"Starbucks can have my gun when they pry this grande pumpkin spice latte from my cold, dead hands."