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The Executive Manual of Exercise
"I can defend this hill for another hour, but then I really need to get to the gym."
"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."
"Effective immediately, I will be stepping down. Then back up. Then down."
"No you're fine. My exercise routine doesn't include chasing."
"I like to mix up my exercise routine, usually with sitting on the sofa drinking beer!"
'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'
"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."
"I don't consider shopping as exercise, Mrs. Fowler."
Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm
Kid lifting 'Free Weights' has no weight discs on it.
Man using mustache to pull himself up during situps
'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'
"More exercise?? I watch people exercise on TV all the time!"
"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"
"How did you get him to do housework?"