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'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
Melvyn Pawnmeyer: Cranial Dislocation. Out for the remainder of the season.
"He's such a tough opponent... he declined my resignation!"
"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).
Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.
'I keep forgetting. Is it the chicken bone or fish head that's the Black Knight?'