Company Director Cartoons and Comics

Balance

AGM - Just keep it boring.

Vice President of the moral high-ground

'Are you okay? You don't seem distracted.'

Complaining employee

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

The Man

'I'm a company director too, but I'm not letting my home address go on public record.'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

"Frank is something big in North Sea fishing."

"And remember Miss Wilson, if you have any sexual harassment from anybody below director level, let me know."

"It could be worse, we might have linked Director's pay to it."

"I told you it would be a mistake linking directors' pay to profits."

Company Performance - "It could have been worse. We could have linked director's pay to it."

Cut directors pay in half and stop all share options - "Right, now, tell me about Plan 'B'."

Factory Floor - "I told you you were lost."

"You're quite a difficult man to see."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

'An angry mob to see you, sir.'

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

Profits and bonuses.

'Ms. Beegly, I've decided to take myself seriously. Notify all departments.'

'Tell Mulheisen I need that merger report and I'm not woofing.'

'Any messages while I was in?'