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'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'
"What's the current dividend yield of IBM?..."
'And another thing - no more blurting out to the audience that I shorted IBM at fifty bucks.'
A note from Watson
IBM sells personal computer business to China.
STRIP Hambone: Direct line to IBM