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Department of Town Planning.
'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'
Local Council meeting to close libraries: 'Sssshhhh!'
'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'
"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"
"On the upside, books from the closed libraries can be used to fuel the town hall furnace..."
'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'
'What a rubbish story!'
'I'm a little surprised you got planning permission.'
Council spending cuts.
Wycombe District Council.
'We're from the Council Planning Department, Mr. Noah.'
'It's from the council. Their waste support unit considers you a non-recyclable item.'
Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.
'You're thinking of standing for the local council? But would they stand for you?'
The good news is that we've found a local school for your boy, the bad news is that it's local to Newcastle.
Town Planning Department