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'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'
'Gee, honey, isn't it premature to talk about a divorce before we've had a chance to see what a flat-screen, high-definition TV could do for our marriage?'
This high definition TV is very clear but the guest economist, being interviewed, is rsaather fuzzy
Of course we never watch it.
'How come the T.V. is the only thing in our life that's high definition?'
'I'm selling blood to fund a plasma-TV.'
This HDTV is fantastic - I swear I really can smell that skunk!
'I don't know why you wanted a high def television when you have low def eyesight!'