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28,000 BC. Dr. Og discovers you can't get blood from a stone.
'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'
'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'
'OK, who wants to be a hero?'
Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.
Drive Thru Blood Donor Clinic.
Santa Claus donates blood.
"I realize I used to suck, but hey, it's never too late to give back."
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'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy a new boat. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'
'I can give blood once a week, but sperm, I can donate every day!'
Bets on fainting after giving blood
'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'
The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.
'We'll need a little more blood...'
'I've done nothing wrong, but I'm thinking of giving some blood.'
Man taking Black Pudding to a Blood Bank
'I just sold 50 gallons of blood to buy new hunting equipment. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'
'I'm selling blood to fund a plasma-TV.'
(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic
Nethead strip: Give Blood
"I guess we can forget about trying to get blood out of him!"
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