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'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'
The others in the office send a poignant message to Frank to stop leaving dirty dishes in the break room.
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Employees must wash hands.
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Dish Soap And A Soap Dish Sharing A Nice Laugh
'If I paid my sewer bill, how long would it take to get my water back on?'
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'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'
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A Centaur Taking A Shower
'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'
'He didn't wash his hands.'
'See? You get to have a shower in spite of that old body cast!'
'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'
Truth or Dare in Apartment 2-L
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Missing Sock Poster
"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
Tags:gender stereotype, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, spouse, spouses, nag, nags, nagging, careless, carelessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, husband, husbands, man, men, put away, puts away, putting away, knife, knives, wash, washes, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishwasher, dishwashers, doing dishes, do the dishes, sink, sinks
'Have you washed your hands?'
Where dogs have been before they lick you...
Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'
Smart Bombs and Dirty Bombs.
'What? I always wash my reds and whites together.'
"Sounds like an obsessive-compulsive disorder. Normal people don't spend that much time washing their hands."
'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'
'My tux is at the cleaners.'
'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'
Cold and flu season: Shoot. Now I've gotta go wash my hands.
Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe's Washing Line.