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'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'
"I wish Donald Rumsfeld had a hobby."
"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"
Rabid Fox and Friends
The 6 A.M. News Team
the Morning Joe team.
"How much news will we be wanting this morning, sire?"
"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."
'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'
'Whoa! - You'll never guess who just got assassinated!'
"As a young man growing up in today's complicated world, I think it's important for me to stay in touch with world events."
'Say! Today's four hours of morning news is the same as yesterday's.'
"It's been on 'Today' - a pop singer no one's heard of who had a hit no one remembers has died!"
"When I taught you to bring in the morning paper, this wasn't what I had in mind."
"I wish you'd buy your own copy!"