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"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"
"We're moving you to a cubicle."
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Unorthodox High Speed Chase
A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.
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Dog catcher sets trap at fire hydrant to catch stray dog.
'How's it going?!'
'Wow! I've never heard that before!'
'Hello? Animal control?'
'I ain't afraid of no goats.'
"Well, this is awkward."
Gopher taking a shower.
"And if one of those dog control officers come after you, throw them one of these...that'll keep them busy."
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'I guess you don't recognize me out of uniform. I work for Animal Control.'
'You have the right to remain silent.'
'I'm sure a duel would be against regulations.'
'Okay. . . three bones, a ball and a toy if you show us where you buried our keys.'
'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'
'This means war!'
After animal control came and took all of her cats, Edna would henceforth become known as the crazy pygmy marmoset lady.
'Hi, I'm not here right now, but leave a message and I'll get back with you soon!'
Another fine home by McKlosy Construction Co.
"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"
'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'