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' . . . We're releasing you into the wild so that you fly free, my young eaglet. Don't forget to tweet.'
"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, divorce, divorced, divorcing, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, breakup, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dumped, split up, separate, separating, separated, kicked out, lazy, loser, losers, unmotivated, unemployed, mooch
'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'
"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
Tags:hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energy
"I want you to leave and take your headlong slide into oblivion with you."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, divorce, divorces, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health problem, mental health problems, depression, depressed, depressive, depressive, kicked out, oblivion, insensitive, insensitivity
"As part of new security measures, Doris has locked me out of the house."
Tags:marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, failing marriage, failing marriages, failing relationship, failing relationships, marital difficulties, relationship difficulties, kicked out, locked out, dumped, downplay, downplaying, making up excuses, excuses, bravado, false bravado, understate, understated, divorce, male conversations, male friendships
"But I thought once you were in you were in!"
Entering the Upper East Side - Visitors Must Sign In
Tags:visitor, visitors, visiting, upper east side, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, doorman, doormen, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, gated community, gated communities, keep out, keeps out, keeping out, manhattan, manhattanite, manhattanites, pretentious, pretentiousness, kick out, kicks out, kicking out, kicked out, visitor, visitors, security guard, security guards
Instant Copy Center
"Yeah? Well, I happen to know that you're not supposed to be in here, either."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, banned, banning, drinking, pub, bar, drinker, drinkers, no dogs, no dogs allowed, social drinking, bad behaviour, unruly behaviour, kicked out, breaking the rules, break the rules, disobedient, disobedience, pub ban, pub bans, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
"Hey! I'm a real estate broker!"
'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'
School of Hard Knocks
'Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you.. cry, and you're out of this family.'
"What are you? A money clip? Get outta here! This is a singles bar."
"We got into a pretty bad argument."
Tags:argument, fight, fighting, relationship, relationships, arguments, fights, disagreements, disagreement, spat, marriage, boyfriend, husband, wife, relationship trouble, doghouse, couch, banished, relationship issues, trouble, in trouble, relationship problems, marriage trouble, marriage issues, marriage problems, men, man, exaggeration, exaggerated, kick out, kicked out
"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"
Tags:irs, internal revenue service, taxes, tax audit, tax returns, tax return, audit, audits, auditing, auditor, auditors, taxation, tax policy, tax policies, bar, bartender, bartenders, tavern, taverns, nightclub, nightclubs, bouncer, bouncers, remove, removes, removing, removal, kick out, kicks out, 86, 86ed, thrown out, kicked out, throw out, throws out, tax inspector, tax inspectors
"How many times must I tell you not to speak metaphorically?"
Bob tried living off the land. But the land soon got tired of Bob not pulling his weight, and kicked him out.
A girl gets kicked out of her house for her monster pet.
School for the blind kicks out a mime.