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'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'
"God is out to get me."
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'Great news, Haverford... I've decided to let you into my select orbit of trusted friends and advisers!'
"The terrorist barriers seem to be working."
"Ever since the sniper I change barstools every few beers."
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"Sorry, I'm a little jumpy - when you're a nail, everything looks like a hammer."
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'I'm sure the two of them have banded together against me.'
'I stay inside until I'm positive I'm not on the menu anywhere near by.'
'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'
'I can eat anything I want? Is that because I'm well or is it my last meal?'
'And how old were you when your mother first called you a scaredy cat.'
"You're our oldest and dearest friends, but we figured why take chances?"
"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."
"So, how's that new medication working for your paranoia?"
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"No, Excellency. That was 'coo'...not 'coup'!"
Birth of a shy/paranoid bird.
'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'
Ned had a very strong feeling that everyone was going against him...
'I think I'm probably a time wasting hypochondriac with nothing better to do than waste valuable NHS resources but I thought I'd come and get a second opinion!'
'I'm feeling GREAT but I'm worried that might just be a SYMPTOM!'
'Thank GOODNESS we've moved on from the bad old days when people with mental health problems were just labelled 'mad!''
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'He's lookin' at me!'
'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'
'I feel FINE, but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!'