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"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."
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'I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead but I came in for a second opinion.'
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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"God is out to get me."
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'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'
'Oh my God! Brace yourselves! . . . Wait - this just in: everything's fine. . . for now'
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
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The pessimist and the paranoid
"We've heard the rumors, ma'am—there's absolutely nothing to them."
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Conspiracy Theories $10
"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."
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'The House Of Mystery'
"The penicillin looks good."
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"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"
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"I don't know about other paranoids but my enemies have armies."
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"When did you first become aware of this imagined 'plot to get you,' Mr. Potter?"
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'Buy Grimbalto for depression. (side effects include headaches, paranoia, thoughts of suicide and depression.'
'Great news, Haverford... I've decided to let you into my select orbit of trusted friends and advisers!'
"The nursery is almost finished."
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"I don't care where they came from. It's that distant rumble that worries me."
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'They aren't even tall enough to reach the doorknob, Ms. Dickson.'
"Now who's paranoid?"
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"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"
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"To tell you the truth, even when I'm in water I don't feel that comfortable."
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