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'I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead but I came in for a second opinion.'
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'
"God is out to get me."
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'Oh my God! Brace yourselves! . . . Wait - this just in: everything's fine. . . for now'
"We've heard the rumors, ma'am—there's absolutely nothing to them."
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'The House Of Mystery'
"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."
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"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"
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"The penicillin looks good."
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"I don't know about other paranoids but my enemies have armies."
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"When did you first become aware of this imagined 'plot to get you,' Mr. Potter?"
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'Buy Grimbalto for depression. (side effects include headaches, paranoia, thoughts of suicide and depression.'
'Great news, Haverford... I've decided to let you into my select orbit of trusted friends and advisers!'
"The nursery is almost finished."
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"I don't care where they came from. It's that distant rumble that worries me."
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"I tell you there isn't going to be any insurrection."
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'They aren't even tall enough to reach the doorknob, Ms. Dickson.'
"Now who's paranoid?"
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"To tell you the truth, even when I'm in water I don't feel that comfortable."
"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"
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"Don't tell him anything."
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"We'd love to come, but the weather mongers have paralyzed us with fear."
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