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'You're not in the CIA anymore, Phil. This is the corporate world. We don't indefinitely detain suspected business competitors.'
"O.K., if the spies don't shop whole foods, where do they shop?"
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
Tags:bed, beds, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, spy, spies, spying, espionage, military, officer, officers, commander, commanders, classified, classified information, pentagon, boring, bored, boredom, international, foreign, war, wars, file, files, document, documents, paperwork, secret service, secret agent, secret agents, leak, leaks, leaking, interesting, government, governments, secret, secrets
"Now who's paranoid?"
Tags:fbi, the fbi, paranoid, paranoia, delusion, delusions, delusional, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, being followed, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, two way mirror, two-way mirror, one way mirror, one-way mirror, spy, spies, secret agent, secret agents
"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"
Tags:hotel, hotels, hotel room, hotel rooms, hotel guest, hotel guests, guest, guests, hotel maid, hotel maids, maid, maids, cleaner, cleaners, do not disturb, room sign, room signs, secret agent, secret agents, gun, guns, gun fight, undercover, undercover agent, undercover agents, bad timing, bad time, talk, talking
"I've got to go to the ladies' room. My wire is slipping."
Tags:dates, date, spy, spies, spying, secret agent, secret agents, secret recording, secret recordings, wired bra, wired bras, clothing malfunction, clothing malfunctions, recording device, recording devices, wire, wires, corrupt, corruption, lead on, undercover, undercover agent, undercover agents, incompetent, incompetence
'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'
"Our last exterminator wasn't worth jack."
Tags:mouse, mice, vermin, rat, rats, infest, infestation, infested, strange, surreal, exterminator, exterminators, overkill, over kill, over the top, ott, gun, luger, guns, gunned down, cockroach, roach, roaches, cockroaches, extermination, agent, assassin, killer, secret agent, upgrade, special set of skills
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
Tags:detective, detectives, spy, spies, secret agent, secret agents, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid journalist, tabloid journalists, journalists, journalists, investigative journalist, investigative journalists, investigative journalism, career change, career changes, life choices, life choice, cia, the cia, espionage, informant, informants
'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'
"Can you keep a secret?"
Tags:frog, frogs, secret, secrets, disguise, disguises, in disguise, costume, costumes, undercover, undercover agent, undercover agents, the princess and the frog, undercover operation, undercover operations, undercover op, undercover ops, spy, spys, secret agent, secret agents, centaur, centaurs, keeping secret, secret keeper, secret keepers, centaur, centaurs
'I think one of us must be a plant.'
"Sorry 008, nothing for you again..."
"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."
Tags:spy, spies, spying, espionage, secret agent, secret agents, p.i., private eyes, private eye, p.i.s, detective, detective, animal, animals, groundhog, groundhogs, woodchuck, woodchucks, rodent, rodents, superstition, superstitions, folktale, folktales, old wive's tale, old wive's tales, forecasting, forecast, forecasts, weather, predicting, prediction, predictions, shadow, shadows, early spring, long winter
"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."
"Listen carefully, I don't have much time."
"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."
"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, pushover, pushovers, bribe, bribes, bribery, spy, spies, secret agent, secret agents, tummy rub, tummy rubs, belly rub, belly rubs, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, failed, failure, failures
CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'
'You're 40+, your looks are gone and you're invisible to men. How would you like a career as a contract killer for the CIA?'
'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'
Spies who are lousy at hiding in plain sight.
Tags:spy, spies, intelligence agent, secret agent, undercover agent, counterspy, clandestine, track, track and field, race, relay race, handoff, handoffs, hand off, hand offs, hide in plain sight, hiding in plain sight, hidden in plain sight, spy agency, spy agencies, cia, gchq, central intelligence agency, document dump, document dumps, camouflage, camouflages, camouflaging
Licensed to drill.
"Shall we talk ninja to ninja?"
Tags:ninja, ninjas, man to man, talking man to man, honest, honesty, confidence, in confidence, close friend, close friends, close friendship, close friendships, male friendship, male friendships, shinobi, secret agent, secret, agents, secret, secrets, secrecy, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness
I understand you can find people, but can you lose them as well?