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The Fish-Eye look
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"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"
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'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'
'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'
'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'
'How do you like those?' - 'Great, I can see the same pair across the road for £5 less.'
'No thanks, just squinting.'
People whose hindsight is less than 2020
Cat sitting doing eye test with PUUURRRR on the eye chart.
'This is one of our best-selling contacts. Price includes artificial twinkle.'
"Your eyes do need correcting, but we are going to have to go with contacts!"
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Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."
'I'm here to have my lens replaced - the doctor comes highly recommended!'
"I don't understand it. We're not attracting customers."
'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'
Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.
Opticians - I MUST BUY A PAIR OF GLASSES FROM THE MOST EXPENSIVE RANGE OF DESIGNER FRAMES...
"I'll bet GALILEO never had to clean off flyspecks!"
'Those aren't sunspots, dummy - Your glasses are dirty again!'
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'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'
'Bob! I lost a contact while grabbing our bag!'
A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.
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Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.
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