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'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'
Parental Valentines Day Cards
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentine's, valentine's day, valentines day, february, february 14th, february fourteenth, holiday, love, i love you, care, caring, parent, parents, parenting, parental, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, worry, worried, worried parents, anxious, anxiety, anxious parents, rock climbing, sky diving, backpacking, kid, kids, child, children, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents
One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cupid, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shoot, shooting, archery, greek, roman, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, ancient, history, historical, butt, butts, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, butt sniffing, relationship, relationships, love, falling in love, fall in love, cupid's arrow, cupid's arrows, romance, romantic, valentine's day, valentine's, valentines day, valentines
"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."
Tags:space explorer, space explorers, space exploration, inhabited, astronaut, astronauts, alien, aliens, martian, martians, little green men, valentines, valentine's, valentines card, valentine's card, valentines day, valentine's day, heart, hearts and flowers, greeting, greetings, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, landing craft, landing crafts
Woman shopping for greeting cards in the "Valentine's Day" section sees a category labeled "Inappropriate Relationships".
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, valentines, valentine's day, valentine's, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, inappropriate relationship, inappropriate relationships, holiday, holidays, modern life
Texting on Valentine's Day.
Valentines for Real Estate
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentine's, card, cards, greeting cards, greeting card, real estate, real estate agency, real estate agencies, real estate agent, real estate agents, property agent, property agencies, property agent, property agents, estate agent, estate agents, realtor, realtors, property, properties, rent, renting, lease, leasing, letting, let, tenant, tenants, flat, flats, apartment, apartment, house, houses, home, homes, housing, house hunting, landlord, landlords, perfect, ideal, dream, dreams, secret admirer, love, love letter, love letters, money, poem, poems, poetry, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming
"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
Tags:love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, valentine, valentines, date, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, valentine's, valentine's day, gay, gay marriage, gayest, chocolate, chocolates, box of chocolates, celebrating, celebrates, celebration, celebrations, candy, candies, candy, shop, chocolatier, patisserie, pastry, pastries, truffle, truffles, fancy, gift, gifts, present, presents, foodie, foodies, food blog, food blogger, food lover, food lovers, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+
"I hear we're all getting valentines from Lawrence Summers."
"Not love. Targeted advertising."
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, cherub, cherubim, angel, angels, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, shoot, shooting, archer, archers, archery, love, true love, fall in love, targeted ad, targeted ads, targeted advertising, targeted advertisement, ad, ads, advertise, advertisement, advertising, spam, junk mail, deal, sale, sales, marketing, ad agency, ad agencies, modern life, valentines, valentine's, valentine's day, valentines day, february 14, february 14th
'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'
"We think it had something to do with love."
Tags:ancient, ruin, ruins, carving, carvings, rock, rocks, stone, stones, landmark, landmarks, rock formation, rock formations, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, excavate, excavation, excavations, site, sites, expert, experts, think, guess, love, xo, hugs, kisses, hugs and kisses, xs and os, valentine, valentine's, valentines, discover, discovery, discoveries, landscape
"Have we met?"
Tags:dates, date, valentines, valentine's, valentines day, valentine's day, couple, couples, disinterested, disinterest, unwanted attention, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationship, romance, romantic, romantics, bouquet, bouquets, courtship, courtships, court, courting, introduction, introductions, dismiss, dismissive, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections
'Next time you use the firms intranet to send a Valentines message remember to avoid the 'send all' key.'
'If you're going to send messages on the office intranet make sure you know who's going to get them.'
All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.
"Romeo! A diamond bracelet? A pearl necklace? Flowers? And...and...wherefore art my @*%&^% chocolates?"
Tags:romeo and juliet, shakespeare, love, romance, romantic, love affair, passion, ardor, valentines day, chocolates, gift, gifts, valentine, valentine's, valentine's day, anniversary, anniversaries, gift-giving, gift-giver, gift-givers, flowers, chocolates, pearl necklace, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, expectation, expectations
"Read him his rights!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, lover, lovers, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, falling in love, love, read rights, rights, cupid, cupids, cherub, cherubs, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, cupid's arrows, myth, myths, legend, legends, contract, contracts, miranda rights, valentine's day, valentine's
"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."
Tags:cupid, cupids, cherbus, indecent exposures, diapers, bow-hunter, bow-hunters, valentines day, valentines, romance, romances, arrests, cherub, cherubim, valentine, valentine's, february 14, love, arrow, bow, bow and arrow, bowhunting, bowhunter, police, cop, cops, arrest, policemen, policeman, indecent exposure, diaper
It's The Thought That Counts/Totally Useless Gifts
"Oh honey, a chum necklace! How thoughtful!"
"You paid to have a grain of sand named after me? You're such an idiot."