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'Here's my card. Don't forget to tell your friends.'
"A reading from the ax of the apostles."
"I appreciate your dropping by, Harry."
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'And Dubois, here, is in charge of due process.'
"Today I'm using a Lizzie Borden autograph."
A Logger/Lumberjack with a pine tree vehicle air freshener cut off at that stump laying flat.
Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.
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'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'
"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"
"Stop me if I've told you this one...."
"First the head came off, now the handle's come out."
I have an opening for someone like you. It's called a door.
'Phew! For a minute there I thought the boss was going to give me the ax.'
Tree growing from an ax
'Arthur I don't think the Editor mean't that! When he said hack into some phones.'
"I still think we should have buried him."
'Don't worry. I'm just going to take a little off the top.'
'Either we don't all agree, or somebody needs to sharpen his axe.'
'Nice try, but you should have taken your crown off.'
'We've never taken each other for granted. I think that has been the secret of our successful marriage - there's always the chance of a little surprise.'
Warning: Do not stick your head through this hole!
Lumberjack's Epic Fail
Axes 'R' Us Store
'Damn it, Jefferson! You said you would down-size by attrition!'