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'Well, Mr. Bell, I must say in all my years in this industry I've never conducted an interview with someone so devoid of even a semblance of professionalism... You're hired.'
"I'm talking so much about books I haven't read I feel like I'm back in publishing."
"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, prince, princes, prince charming, cinderella, glass slipper, shoe, shoes, slipper, slippers, footwear, messy, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, flaw, flaws, flawed, imperfect, red flag, bad sign, dating, date, dates, first date, first dates, first impression, first impressions
"In case there aren't any sparks, I loaded up on actual fireworks."
Tags:date, dates, first impression, first impressions, blind date, blind dates, pick up, picking up, house, houses, spark, sparks, flame, flames, kindle, kindles, kindling, new relationship, new relationships, load, loads, loaded, firework, fireworks, actual fireworks, gunpowder, display, displays, firework display, firework displays, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, thoughtful
"My feelings about her continue to evolve."
Tags:first impression, first impressions, pass out, passed out, passing out, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, bar, bars, meet, meets, meet cute, meeting cute, meets cute, bartender, bartenders, bad first impression, bad first impressions, feeling, feelings, disillusioned, disillusionment, drink too much, drinks too much, drinking too much, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
"I have to be honest, I thought you'd be bigger."
"I've been working from home for the last couple of years."
Tags:job application, job applications, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, bad interview, bad interviews, self employed, self-employed, self employment, lazy, laziness, bad habits, personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, working from home, layabout, layabouts, bad impression, bad impressions, first impression, first impressions, coronavirus, covid-19, work from home, home office, home offices, recluse, self-isolate, self-isolations
"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."
Tags:recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, interviewing, interview skills, multitask, multitasking, employment, employee, employees, employer, employers, job, jobs, career, careers, distraction, distractions, hiring manager, hiring managers, hiring, first impression, first impressions, strengths, weaknesses, selling point
But this doesn't really define me
"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."
Tags:cabernet, cabernet sauvignon, martini, martinis, wine, wines, meet the parents, meeting the parents, good impression, good impressions, first impression, first impressions, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, bad impression, bad impressions, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, boyfriend, boyfriends, introduction, introductions, husband, husbands, dinner date, dinner dates, cocktail, cocktails, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medication, wine pairing, wine pairings, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws
"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."
Tags:interview, interviews, interviewing, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, cv, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, strong handshake, weak handshake, first impression, first impressions, nit picky, fussy, choosy, unrealistic expectations, excuse, excuses
"Am I glad my parent's aren't alive to meet you."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, parent, parents, meeting the parents, in-laws, meeting the in-laws, mother-in-law, dead, gone, bad impression, bad impressions, first impression, first impressions, bad boy, bad boys
"She says you sound like 'fun'!"
"I'd invite you to come up but I don't live here."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, first date, fake address, wrong address, accident, accidents, mistake, mistakes, first impressions, first impression, pretend, pretending, white lie, white lies, minor lie, minor lies, bluff, tell the truth, telling the truth, lie, lied, liar, liars, embarrassed, show off, showing off, caught in a lie
"Your resume looks good, but I am a little concerned that it seems to have been recently folded into a paper airplane."
"My initial reaction is positive but I'd like to hibernate on it."
Gary's sideview mirrors,,,
Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.
"I'm Kevin, brought to you by the miracle of birth."
Tags:party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, meet, meets, meeting, introduction, introductions, first impression, first impressions, fancy, fancys, fancying, name, names, first name, first names, miracle, miracles, birth, births, born, introduce, introduces, deliver, delivers, delivering, delivery, deliveries
'Thank God we're cute. You only get one chance to make a good first impression.'
"You don't sound anything like your e-mail."
Tags:email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, electronic mail, electronic mails, communication, communications, communicating, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, blind date, blind dates, blind-date, blind-dates, dating, first date, first dates, dating profile, communication, communications, first impression, first impressions
"I know pain, Jessica. I've had my ear pierced."
Colognes for Men
"For some reason the earthlings are not regarding us with the level of awe we were told to expect."
Tags:earthling, earthlings, sci fi, sci-fi, science-fiction, science fiction, space travel, space exploration, tricycle, tricycles, space, superior tech, superior technology, superior technologies, flying saucer, flying saucers, spaceship, spaceships, first contact, alien, aliens, first impressions, first impression, good impression, good impressions
'I can tell a lot about a man just by looking at his nails!'