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'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'
"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."
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A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
Tags:cone, cones, scratch, scratches, scratching, compulsive, compulsive behavior, compulsive behaviors, impulse, impulses, impulsive, impulsiveness, compulsion, compulsions, resist, resists, resisting, stitches, solidarity, dog cone, dog cones, dog collar, dog collars, recovery collar, recovery collars, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, compulsive behaviour, compulsive behaviours, dog owner, dog owners, too much coffee man
'He's hearing impaired.'
"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."
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A man and his dog both wear cones.
"I have an enormous favor to ask you."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, favor, favors, favours, favour, asking a favor, asking a favours, kennel, kennels, dog kennel, dog kennels, cone, cones, dog cones, dog cone, flea collar, flea collars, friend in need, cone of shame, the cone of shame, recovery collar recovery collars, injury, injured, injuries, help, helping, good friends, good friend, close friends, close friend
"Hey! It's not like I can't hear you talking about me, ya know."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, dog cone, dog cones, elizabethan collar, elizabethan collars, recovery collar, recovery collars, gossip, gossips, gossiping, behind my back, behind the back, behind your back, chatter, chatters, talk, talks, talking, privacy, lack of privacy, overhear, overhears, overhearing, overheard, faux pas
Tags:dog cone, dog cones, dog collar, dog collars, confession, confessional, confessionals, elizabethan collar, elizabethan collars, catholic, catholics, catholicism, dog, dogs, canine, canines, penance, church, churchgoer, churchgoers, mass, priest, priests, hairshirt, hairshirts, hair shirt, hair shirts, cast off, casting off
"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."
'I borrowed it from my dog. It helps keep my phone conversations more private.'
"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."
'Did you get fixed, too?'
Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'
Dog pointing to turkey who stole his dog cone.
"I really don't mind the rain."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog cone, dog cones, anti-scratch collar, anti-scratcher collars, anti-bite collar, anti-bite collars, anti-lick collar, anti-lick collars, canine, canines, man's best friend, mans best friend, pet, pets, vet, vets, vet's, veterinarian, veterinarians, rain, rains, raining, wet weather, storm, storms
Man wearing a dog cone
Tags:canine, canines, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog collar, dog collars, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, dog cone, dog cones, cone, cones, scratching, itchy, itch, fleas, flea, infestation, role reversal, role reversals
'I really should have paid more attention to the company's health care coverage options before I accepted a job here.'
'It's just till the itching subsides and the rash goes away.'
Tags:basketball, rash, rashes, itch, itches, itching, scratch, scratches, scratching, scratched, dog cone, dog cones, cone, cones, elizabethan collar, elizabethan collars, collar, collars, dog collar, dog collars, prevent, prevents, preventing, prevention, hamper, hampers, hampering, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, vet, vets, veterinarians, veterinarian, veterinary, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, doctors, doctor, animal hospital, stitches, sutures, future, fashion, runway, model, models, runway model, runway models, cone, haute couture, couture, high fashion, fashion design, fashion designers, fashion designers, dog cone, pet cone, elizabethan cone, heal, cone of shame, top designer, fashion show, label, luxury
'No need to shout.'
'It's pretty awesome. It stops me from biting myself and I hear stuff 45 miles away.'
Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.
'Your master is certainly thrifty.'