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Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'
"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."
"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, santas sleigh, reindeer, santas reindeer, santa clauses raindeer, dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen, comet, cupid, donner, blitzen, rudolf, rudolf the red nosed reindeer, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunting lodge, hunting lodges, tragic accident, hunting accident, shot, shoot, shooting, nice list, naughty list, crime scene, crime scenes
One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cupid, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shoot, shooting, archery, greek, roman, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, ancient, history, historical, butt, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, butt sniffing, relationship, relationships, love, falling in love, fall in love, cupid's arrow, cupid's arrows, romance, romantic, valentine's day, valentine's, valentines day, valentines
'I thought once you brought people together, you were supposed to drop out of the picture.'
Tags:love, loves, loving, lover, lovers, loved, cupid, angel, angels, third wheel, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, crowd, crowds, crowding, crowded, interfere, interferes, interference, interferences, interfered, date, dates, dating, dated, couple, couples, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Trump holds an hourglass away from a grim reaper Mueller
Tags:hourglass, hourglasses, sands of time, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, mueller, robert mueller, mueller report, mueller investigation, russian interference, 2019, 2018, us politics, death, grim reaper, cupid
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, love, romance, bow and arrow, shooting, couple, couples, valentines day, valentines'day, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dog, dogs, canine, canines, puppy, puppies, puppy love, falling in love, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, wordplay, word play, myth, myths, legend, legends, greek mythology
'The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.'
A man shoots cupid with an arrow.
Tags:cupid, cupid's arrow, cupids arrow, valentine, valentines, valentines day, valentine's day, revenge, vengeance, single, kill, kills, killing, murder, murders, murdering, cherub, cherubim, romance, romantic, bitter, bitterness, anger, angers, angry, furious, lonely, loneliness, unhappy, unhappiness, alone
Donald Trump is... Cupid-19. Coming soon...
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, potus, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, covid-19 mismanagement, coronavirus mismanagement, second wave, second waves, reopening america, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, self-isolation, social distancing, social distanced, socially distanced, physical distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, locked down, stay-at-home order, stay-at-home orders, shelter-in-place, shelter-in-place order, shelter-in-place orders, film poster, film posters, cupid
Invent Sales Day
"This will be hilarious!"
'It's okay, Vern, I think he just wants a hug.'
"Not love. Targeted advertising."
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, cherub, cherubim, angel, angels, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, shoot, shooting, archer, archers, archery, love, true love, fall in love, targeted ad, targeted ads, targeted advertising, targeted advertisement, ad, ads, advertise, advertisement, advertising, spam, junk mail, deal, sale, sales, marketing, ad agency, ad agencies, modern life, valentines, valentine's, valentine's day, valentines day, february 14, february 14th
Cupid's converge on a bachelor.
"Don't even think about it, buster!"
Tags:cupid's arrow, cupid, valentine, valentines, cupids arrow, valentine's day, valentines day, married couple, married couples, turn in, turns in, turning in, turn in early, turning in early, resistant, resistance, shoot, shoots, shooting, shot, married life, married lives, old married couple, old married couples, low sex drive, low sex drives
'Sorry Andy. I really can't help you. What you need is cash, and lots of it.'
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, clear, cupid, cupids, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shooting, love, valentine's day, valentines day, myth, myths, legend, legends, heart, hearts, heart surgery, heart surgeries, heart surgeon, heart surgeons, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiology
'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'
Cowboy with arrow in hat shouting 'CUPIDS!'
'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'
We don't have any vacancies for people to 'pierce the heart of a virtuous maid with the arrow of desire'...have you thought of about working in a call center?
Next time you send a Valentine message over the office intranet remember not to press 'send all'.
Love is Blind.
Cupid and a stork wait behind a tree.
Tags:cupid, cupids bow, cupid's bow, falling in love, in love, romance, romantic, new relationship, new relationships, pregnancy, pregnancies, unplanned pregnancy, unplanned pregnancies, moving fast, moving too fast, encouragement, unprotected sex, stork baby, stork babies, mugger, muggers, mugging, attack, attacks