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"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."
Yes, we have a 'Happy Meal'. It's when you leave the kids home.
'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'
'Waiter, this salad has a fly in it.'
'There's a fly in my soup.'
The alphabet soup that bites back!
"Yes, we have several specials. But if we offered them to everybody, they wouldn't be special, would they?"
"I was neither rude, nor arrogant, nor disinterested. I apologize, it will never happen again, monsieur."
"What would I recommend? Well, lose that tie and shed some weight..."