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'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'
'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'
"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."
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'Could I just get a large coffee without the 'coffee experience'?'
"I'm so ready to quit - the pay sucks, and every night I go home reeking of hazelnut."
Tags:barista, baristas, hipster, hipsters, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee bar, coffee bars, low wage, low pay, hazelnut, smell, smells, smelling, quit, quits, quitting, minimum wage, job, jobs, gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, wage, wages, unrewarding, new job, new jobs
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, coffee shop, coffee shops, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, barista, baristas, drink, drinks, drinking, coffee, coffees, decaf, decaffeinated, caffeine, caffeinated, sleepy, tired, sleeping, napping, energy, low energy, trend, trends, trendy, food trends, drug, drugs, stimulant, stimulants, fitness, health
"Get with the back beat, counselor!"
Incompetent to Stand Trial
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"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."
Tags:employed, employment, underemployed, overeducated, fast food, fast food worker, fast food workers, food service, food service employee, food service employees, degree, degrees, barista, baristas, coffee bar, coffee bars, lunch stop, lunch stops, service economy, service economies, service worker, service workers
"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"
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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
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"Do you believe in a Supreme Being?"
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"Regular coffee? Really? Seriously?"
'Do you have any coffee?'
"What can I tell you? I came home and there they were."
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'If they don't invest in some cups soon, I'm going to buy my coffee elsewhere.'
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Tags:coffee, coffee pot, coffee pots, coffee maker, coffee makers, caffeine, morning, mornings, breakfast, before work, gas pump, gas pumps, fuel pump, fuel pumps, petrol pump, petrol pumps, pump, pumps, caffeine addict, caffeine addicts, addicted to caffeine, coffee addict, coffee addicts, addicted to coffee, coffee obsessed, obsessed with coffee, coffee lover, coffee lovers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, kitchen, kitchens, large, oversized, direct line, say when, daily coffee, morning coffee, barista, baristas, cafe, cafes
Death takes a coffee break
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"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
Tags:money, cash, cash in, cashing in, coffee, coffee addict, addict, addicted, addiction, finance, finances, personal finance, financial crisis, crash, market crash, recession, recessions, modern, modern life, luxury, luxuries, necessity, necessities, retirement, retirement fund, retirement funds, 401k, pension, pensions, pension scheme, latte, lattes, city life, middle class, new middle class, economy, economics, frugal, scrimp, scrimping, saving, savings, coffee, coffee bar, coffee bars, trend, trends, barista, baristas, expensive
"I just discovered another starbucks."
Tags:coffee chain, coffee chains, coffee shop, coffee shops, barista, baristas, observatory, observatories, telescope, telescopes, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, discovery, discoveries, chain, chains, retailer, retailers, star, stars, new star, new stars
"Durn it all, Cooky! We's payin' you good money to remember which one is decaf!"
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"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"
Tags:coffee, coffees, barista, baristas, automate, automated, automation, robot worker, robot workers, robot replacement, robot replacements, coffee order, coffee orders, preference, preferences, personal preference, personal preferences, modern life, modern lives, choice, choices, option, options, too many choice, too many options, overstimulate, overstimulated, overstimulation, over-stimulation, vending machine, vending machines, espresso, espressos
"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."
Tags:mal de siècle, mal de siecle, melancholy, disillusion, ennui, barista, baristas, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee store, coffee stores, coffee, coffees, coffee flavour, coffee flavours, coffee flavor, coffee flavors, pretension, pretentious, pretensions, hipster, hipsters, political apathy, modern life, cafe, cafes