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'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'
Coffee Town: Large, Medium, Small, In Pill Form.
"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."
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'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'
"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"
"People saying 'Expresso' used to cheese me off, too. But with Trump in the White House, it kinda lost its sting."
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"I'm in love with a man who---just my luck---is in love with a married man."
Tags:confide, confides, confiding, love, loves, in love, crush, crushes, married, married couple, homosexual relationship, marriage, gutted, gutting, unlucky, fancy, fancies, married man, unfortunate, disclose, discloses, disclosing, gossip, gossips, gossiping, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, barista, baristas, coffee bean, coffee beans
"I'm so ready to quit - the pay sucks, and every night I go home reeking of hazelnut."
Tags:barista, baristas, hipster, hipsters, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee bar, coffee bars, low wage, low pay, hazelnut, smell, smells, smelling, quit, quits, quitting, minimum wage, job, jobs, gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, wage, wages, unrewarding, new job, new jobs
'Could I just get a large coffee without the 'coffee experience'?'
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"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."
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"Get with the back beat, counselor!"
Incompetent to Stand Trial
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, drink, drinks, coffee, coffees, cappuccino, cappuccinos, to go, take away, takeaway, takeout, take-out, barista, baristas, insanity plea, insanity pleas, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defense, defence
"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."
"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."
Tags:employed, employment, underemployed, overeducated, fast food, fast food worker, fast food workers, food service, food service employee, food service employees, degree, degrees, barista, baristas, coffee bar, coffee bars, lunch stop, lunch stops, service economy, service economies, service worker, service workers
"Et tu, Juan?"
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"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."
"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"
"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"
Tags:barista, barrista, barristas, baristas, coffees, coffee, coconut, coconuts, castaways, desert island, desert islands, shop, shops, retail outlet, retail outlets, marooned, maroon, shipwrecked, island, castaway, customer service, lonely, customer, customers, business, employee, employees, obvious, pay attention, paying attention, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee bar, coffee bars
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
Tags:coffee, getting coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, customer service, bad customer service, bad service, slow service, lazy, laziness, overstaffed, over-staffed, over complicated, over complication, over-complicated, over-complication, coffee bar, coffee bars, shirk, shirking, work idle, work-idle, impatient, impatience, irritated, irritating, decaf, decaf coffee, modern life, modern times, barista, baristas, red tape, committee, committees, liaison, liaisons, corporate structure, corporate structure s
"Do you believe in a Supreme Being?"
Tags:religion, religious, supreme being, metaphysics, metaphysical, god, belief, believer, believers, faith, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, coffee shop, coffee shops, barista, baristas, drink, drinks, coffee, coffees, cappuccino, cappuccinos, bean, beans, coffee bean, coffee beans, wordplay, word play, play on words
"Regular coffee? Really? Seriously?"
"Do you accept cryptocurrency?"
Tags:mummy, mummies, crypt, crypts, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrencies, accept, accepts, accepting, accepted, take, takes, took, taking, money, currency, currencies, pun, puns, bitcoin, bitcoins, digital money, digital currency, digital, digitised, digitise, digitising, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffees, barista, baristas, cafe, cafes, coffee house, coffee houses
'If they don't invest in some cups soon, I'm going to buy my coffee elsewhere.'
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