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"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, bitter, bitterness, scrapbook, scrapbooks, album, albums, injustice, injustices, slight, slights, imagined, imaginary, insult, insults, grievances, grievance, hostile, anti-social, irritable, crabby, grumpy, moody, middle-age, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill
'Your wife has 'irritable yowl syndrome,' Mr, Cromwell,'
"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, double checking, double check, grump, grumps, grumpy, grouch, grouches, grouchy, moody, bad mood, irritable, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old man, old men, insulting, rude
Howie unwittingly gets up on the wrong side of the bed.
'Looks like the doctor confirmed my diagnosis. It's not just your bowel. Everything about you is irritable.'
"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."
Tags:fussbudget, fussbudgets, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, crank, cranks, cranky, irritable, irritation, annoyance, annoyances, pessimist, pessimists, annoying, annoyed, misanthropist, misanthropists, misanthropy, self-loathing, public transportation, mechanical things, grievance, grievances, unhappiness, frustration, aggravation, dissatisfaction, anger
Mr. Schimpf Learns the Secret of Life
The Terrible Forty-Twos
Tags:terrible twos, middle age, middle aged, childish, immature, tantrum, tantrums, pitching a fit, age, anger, anger management, misbehave, bad behavior, bad behaviour, men, man, impatient, short tempered, bad temper, temper tantrum, hot tempered, irritated, irritable, crabby, grouchy, frustrated, work, workplace, office, offices, white collar, desk job, stress, stressed
Coffee Delivered To The Office Building.
Tags:office, office building, business, corporation, company, firm, employees, office workers, coffee, caffeine, grumpy, cheerful, energy, awake, effect, before, after, before and after, comparison, alert, alertness, delivery, productivity, productive, happy, tired, lazy, drowsy, drowsiness, change, irritable, irritability, company, companies, effects of coffee, boost, boosted
"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."
Tags:irritable spouse, marriage, marriages, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, doctor, doctors, md, mds, diagnosis, medical diagnosis, sham diagnosis, wrong diagnosis, incorrect diagnosis, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counselling, therapy, therapist, therapists, marriage therapists, marriage therapy, syndrome, syndromes, spousal dispute, spousal disagreement, disagree, disagreement, disagreements, argue, argument, arguments, irritable, irritability
"Hello. This is Dial-a-Grump. What the hell do you want?"
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, conversation, conversations, service, phone service, phone services, customer service, grump, grumps, grumpy, grouch, grouches, grouchy, moody, bad mood, irritable, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old man, old men
'No doubt about it, Mr Merridew - you've got Irritable Bowel Syndrome.'
"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."
Tags:vet, vets, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, veterinary surgery, veterinarian, veterinarians, fowl, fowls, irritable, irritability, bad mood, bad moods, moody, moodiness, bird, birds, irritable bowl syndrome, medical problem, diagnosis, diagnostic, diagnostics, diagnoses, medical problems
"His bark is worse than his bite."
Tags:dog collar, dog collars, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, vet, vets, veterinarian pet collar, cone of shame, businessmen, businessman, bosses, dog, management, boss, mean boss, bark is worse than his bite, focused, narrow vision, tunnel vision, snapping, irritable, mean, threatened, threats, anger management, communication, discipline, yelling, raising your voice, blowing up, rage, office, politics
Irritable trowel syndrome.
Tags:ibs, irritable bowel syndrome, play on words, plays on words, pun, puns, trowel, trowels, garden, gardens, gardeners, gardener, green thumb, green thumbs, complain, complains, complaining, complainer, complainers, irritable, annoyed, gripe, gripes, griping, irritate, irritates, irritated, irritating, vocal, complaint, complaints, yardwork, yard work, manual labour, manual labor
'You've got irritable bowel.'
"No more cross buns for you!"
"It started out with lactose, but now he's intolerant of everything."
Tags:intolerant, intolerance, lactose-intolerant, lactose-intolerance, lactose intolerant, lactose intolerance, milk, dairy, allergy, allergies, dietary issues, dinner party, dinner parties, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, marriage, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, prejudice, dislike, hate, bias, biased, irritable
"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, customer, customers, patron, patrons, bad waitress, bad waitresses, grumpy, moody, angry, taking orders, irritable, grouchy
'What are you smiling about?!'
Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry
Tags:anger, angry, rage, rages, irritable, temper, tempers, mood, moods, moody, moodiness, bad mood, bad moods, battle of the sexes, gender gap, gender gaps, gender difference, gender differences, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, male stereotype, male stereotypes, female stereotype, female stereotypes, female psychology, male psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, married life, married couple, married couples
'You've, um... really been on the warpath lately.' 'I know. Sorry I'm so snippy and cranky these days. I think I'll check myself into crab rehab.'
"I'm afraid that your irritable bowel syndrome has progressed. You now have furious and vindictive bowel syndrome."
"Don't think for a minute that I've mellowed!"
Tags:age, aged, ageing, ages, old age, elderly, elder, elders, curmudgeon, curmudgeonly, cranky, irritable, deathbed, death bed, death-bed, die, dying, died, terminal, inheritance, mellow, mellowing, end of life, families, hospital, hospitals, bad news, good news and bad news, will, the will, last will, medicine, prevention, preventative