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'I need a 'parent of three teens'-size glass.'
"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."
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"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."
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At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."
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'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here!'
"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."
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'Give them lager and sunglasses.'
"Do you think the umbrella makes me look gay?"
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
'But MOM, our success depends on following the dictates of the marketplace, and the marketplace is dictating gin and tonics!'
"Yeah, you have your white whale, but just try avenging a red laser dot."
"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."
In and Out Martini
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"Well I woke up this morning and I got myself a fifth of...no, that's not gonna work."
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"You're in the wrong place, pal! This is a crow bar!"
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'Why do you drink so much?' 'I forgot!'
'Well, you DO have free will... you just choose to be a fatalist.'
"Please stop that."
Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."
'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'
'Whats your poison.'
'I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen.'
'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'