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"O.K., her mouth is full—run over and ask her if everything is O.K.!"
Tags:wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, eating out, dining out, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, restaurant, bad restaurant, bad restaurants, talking with your mouth full, speaking with your mouth full, take advantage, taking advantage, polite, politeness, inconsiderate, lazy, laziness, rude, rudeness
"We're all just as excited as we can be about your choice for lunch, sir!"
Tags:lunch, lunches, eating out, dining out, wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, career choice, career choices, public figure, public figures, lunch option, intrude, intruding, intrusive, enthusiastic, enthusiasm, overenthusiastic, tip, tips, customer service
"Either have dessert or a more interesting conversation."
Tags:dessert, desserts, conservation, conversations, bore, bores, boring, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, eavesdropper, eavesdroppers, listen in, listens in, listening in, spy, spies, spying, waiter, waiters, wait staff, front of house, front of house team, couple, couples, turn tables, turning tables, chat, chats, chatting, chatter, small talk, make small talk, making small talk, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, dating
"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"
"I have a food question."
Tags:restaurant, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting staff, customer service, menu, menus, question, questions, asking questions, eating out, dining out, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, stupid question, stupid questions, obvious question, arrogant, arrogance, oblivious, obliviousness, bad customer, bad customers
"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."
"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''
Tags:restaurant, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting staff, recommendation, recommendations, dining out, downside risk, downside risks, financial risk, financial risks, return, returns, expected return, expected returns, stock market, the stock market, stocks and shares, investing, investor, investors, financial market, the financial markets, giving advice, good advice, playing the market
"I'd like to order from the children's menu."
Tags:witch, witches, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism, human sacrifice, human sacrifices, wait staff, waiter, waiters, menu, menus, eating out, dining out, order, ordering, ordering food, childrens men, children's menu, kids menu, kid's menu, kids' menu, restaurants, sorceress, sorceresses, witchcraft, sorcery
"Your meal will be out shortly. The salmon was a little wilder than we anticipated."
Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne
Tags:play on words, word play, word-play, duck, duck hunting, hunter, hunting, game hunting, dog, dogs, hunting dog, hunting dogs, domestic pet, domestic pets, working dog, working dogs, working animal, working animals, fine dining, food, foods, fresh food, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waitstaff, service, good service, champagne, gourmet, gourmets, cuisine, cuisines, unexpected, man's best friend, mans best friend, rifle, rifles, masculine, pets, pet
"This smells really funny. Is that going to be a problem for you?"
"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."
Tags:beta blocker, beta blockers, stress, stressed out, stressing out, char, chars, charred, steak, steaks, incinerate, incinerated, overcook, overcooked, distracted, distraction, distractions, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiouesness, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, waiter, waiters, wait staff, front of house, professional cook, professional cooks, medication, medications
"How fresh is your toil and trouble?"
Tags:hubble bubble toil and trouble, double double toil and trouble, toil and trouble, three witches, 3 witches, witch, witches, macbeth, shakespeare, william shakespeare, eating out, dining out, restaurants, bad customer, bad customers, soup, soup of the day, fussy customer, fussy customers, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting staff, waitstaff
"Your usual one too many, sir."
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, the usual, usual order, usual orders, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, brandy, men's club, men's clubs, mens club, mens clubs, one too many, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, functional alcoholic, functional alcoholics, boozer, boozers, servant, servants, waiter, waiters, wait staff
Tags:cat, cats, restaurant, restaurants, dining, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, menu, menus, waiter, waiters, wait staff, service, service industry, allow me, manner, manners, polite, politely, politeness, etiquette, pet, pets, personification, personify, personified, eating out, out to eat, knock, knock over, cat things, cat lady, crazy cat lady
"That's not dirt in your soup... it's earth!"
Tags:hippy, hippies, flower power, eating out, dining out, waitress, waitresses, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, complaining, complaint, complaints, customer complaints, dirt in soup, earth, sixties, 60s, 1960s, unconventional, straight laced, conservative, nonconformist, nonconformists, nonconformism, flower people, waiting staff, wait staff, flower children, make love not war, hipster, hipsters, trendy, trends, food hygiene, food hygiene standards
"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."
Tags:restaurant, dining, service, waiter, waiting, homeless, crazy, insane, outdoor seating, outdoor seat, outdoor seats, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting tables, homeless, homeless person, homeless people, mental illness, mentally ill, sidewalk, sidewalks, sidewalk cafe, sidewalk cafes, vagrant, vagrants, bum, bums
"I'd like the Parmesan grated, if you don't mind."
"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"
Tags:monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, kaiju, lizard, lizards, giant lizard, giant lizards, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, wait staff, dessert, desserts, overeat, overeats, overeating, tokyo, san francisco, giant, giants, oversize, oversized, portion, portions, large portion, large portions, portion control
"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."
Tags:compliment, compliments, chef, chefs, chef school, chef schools, cook, cooks, cooking school, cooking schools, team, teams, kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, bake, bakes, baking, prepare, prepares, preparing, preparation, preparations, thank, thanks, thanking, compliment, compliments, complimenting, waiter, waiters, wait staff, team, teams, work together, works together, working together, fine dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, maitre d', chef academy, chef academies, train, trains, training
"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"
Tags:eating out, restaurant, restaurants, salad, salads, fine dining, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, wait staff, service, service industry, cater, catered, catering, food service, food industry, customer, customers, customer's always right, customers always right, vegan, veg, vegans, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, meatfree, meat-free, meatless, organic, organics, animal rights, animal rights activist, modern life, modern world, modernity
"Waiter, …there's lipstick on these glasses."
Tags:wine, wines, wine glass, wine glasses, alcohol, makeout, making out, kiss, kisses, kissing, food, foods, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dinner, meal, meals, menu, menus, food service industry, customer service, hospitality, waiter, waiters, server, servers, wait staff, waiting staff, date, dates, dating, rude
"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafioso, russian mob, russian mafia, wolves, wolf, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, law, laws, organised crime, organised crimes, cronies, goon, goons, henchmen, henchman, thug, thugs, whack, whacked, lingo, slang, eating out, eat, fine dining, dining, restaurants, specials, specials menu, dinner, diner, dine, waiter, waiters, catering, service, service industry, catering industry, wait staff, order, orders, may i take your order, take your order, memory, remember
"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."
Tags:restaurants, eating out, ding out, bad date, bad dates, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, wait staff, waitstaff, manslaughter, cutlery, dropping cutlery, dropping your fork, posh dining, posh restaurant, fancy restaurant, balcony, balconies, accident, accidents, bad accident, bad accidents, underreact, underreacting, underreaction, under react, under reacting, under reaction
"Eat your lunch, and then we'll see about giving your phone back."
Tags:mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, smart phone, smart phones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting staff, eating out, dining out, bad service, bad customer service, customer service, confiscate, confiscating, confiscation, officious, rude, theft, thief, antisocial, unsociable