Wait Staff Cartoons and Comics

"O.K., her mouth is full—run over and ask her if everything is O.K.!"

"We're all just as excited as we can be about your choice for lunch, sir!"

"Either have dessert or a more interesting conversation."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"I have a food question."

"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

"I'd like to order from the children's menu."

"Your meal will be out shortly. The salmon was a little wilder than we anticipated."

Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne

"This smells really funny. Is that going to be a problem for you?"

"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."

"How fresh is your toil and trouble?"

"Your usual one too many, sir."

"Allow Me"

"That's not dirt in your soup... it's earth!"

"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."

"I'd like the Parmesan grated, if you don't mind."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Waiter, …there's lipstick on these glasses."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Eat your lunch, and then we'll see about giving your phone back."