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"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."
"I wouldn't mind being a stay-at-home dad if I didn't have stay-at-home kids."
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
'Let's get this party started!'
'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'
'Is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... Besides us, I mean.'
Origins of a family tradition.
'Why aren't you two asleep yet?'
'Nothing serious to worry about.'
'One down, six to go.'
'Are we running late.'
'I guess I answered my own question.'
'Words that an create a monster!!'
'Why? because she never surprises us?'
'No, you can't go.'
'Another day, another dollar.'
'This is a troubling trend.'
'How do you figure?'
'She'll be sleeping in a tent!?'
'Like death by salad.'
'I want you to bring me one.'
'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'
'You kind of asked for that one.'