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"You're not thinking about redecorating again, are you?"
Tags:redecorate, redecorating, redecorates, redecorated, parlour, parlor, sitting room, sitting rooms, living room, living rooms, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, hobby, cat person, cat theme, cat themes, cat people, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, decorator, decorators, furnishings
Attack of the Creeping Doily
Tags:doily, doilies, modern, modernist, modernists, modernism, decor, decoration, decorations, home decor, home decorator, home decorators, living room, living rooms, out of place, bad taste, tradition, traditions, traditional, charm, charms, charming, homey, dated, outdated, out of dated, clash, clashes, clashing, go together, goes together, going together, fit, fits, fitting, fit in, fits in, fitting in
Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door
Tags:recliner, recliners, budget, budgets, armchair, armchairs, arm-chair, arm-chairs, economize, economise, economizing, economising, economizes, economises, furniture, budget furniture, budget armchair, living room, living rooms, money problem, money problems, problem solving, upside down, comfort, comfortable, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, penny-pincher, penny-pinchers, penny pincher, penny pinchers, miser, misers, misery
Daniel in the Lion's Den
Tags:bible, biblical, bible story, bible stories, daniel in the lion's den, book of daniel, christian, christians, christianity, lion, lions, den, dens, living room, living rooms, man cave, sitting room, sitting rooms, family room, family rooms, library, libraries, social, hangout, hanging out, myth, myths, mythical, religion, religions, religious, book, books, animal, animals
My brand-new electric car allows me to travel freely to almost all four corners of the living room.
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, electric car, electric cars, living room, living rooms, corner, corners, four corners, cord, cords, power cord, power cords, extension cord, extension cords, technology, science, plug, plugs, plugged in, socket, sockets, electricity, electric, electrical, restricted, limited, limitation, limitations, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, modern life
"I just figured it out – we're in the cheap seats."
Tags:theatre, theater, theatres, theaters, cheap seats, cheap seat, restricted view, restricted view seats, living room, living rooms, sitting room, sitting rooms, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, dissapointment, dissapointments, substandard, cheap, life as art, metatheatrical, metatheatricality, metatheatre, metatheater, missing out, missing out on something, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, dissatisfying
Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.
Tags:rich, riches, rich person, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy family, wealthy families, home, homes, lap pool, lap pools, pool, pools, heated pool, heated pools, prosperity, prosperous, living room, living rooms, dream, dream house, dream houses, dream home, dream homes, life goal, life goals, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercise room, exercise rooms
"It's different when they're yours."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, snake owner, snake owners, different, fearful, afraid, fear of snakes, scary, scared, nervous, tense, anxious, comfortable, relaxed, living room, living rooms, living room scene, living room scenes, delusion, delusional, crazy, phobia, phobias, phobic, irrational fear, irrational fears, ophiophobia, ophidiophobia
"From now on, this family will be run like a business. When I call your name, you will be assigned a cubicle."
Tags:family life, family-life, home life, work life, corporate culture, corporate environment, personal life, office cubicle, office cubicles, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, dad, dads, father, fathers, kid, kids, living room, living rooms, sitting room, sitting rooms, home environment, home environments
'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'
"You were entirely too friendly with the Hendricksons."
Tags:scold, scolds, scolding, cat, cats, unfriendly, friendly, friendliness, overly friendly, too friendly, overfamiliar, over-familiar, over-familiarity, living room, living rooms, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, fickle, hot and cold, run hot and cold, runs hot and cold, personable, tell off, tells off, telling off
"Hey, kid, need any dust?"
The following blank screen is brought to you by the Booksellers of America.
"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"
Tags:interior decoration, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, tacky, tackiness, move, moves, moving, house, houses, home, homes, new house, new home, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, living room, living rooms, family room, family rooms, great room, great rooms, ugly, unattractive, furniture, dining set, dining sets, bad taste, poor taste
'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'
A case against talking furniture
"We hired all the designers ourselves."
Tags:home, homes, house, houses, design, designs, designer, designers, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, living room, living rooms, hire, hired
A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.
'Did they deliver the new couch today?'
Amy quickly realizes she isn't cut out for life in the fast lane.
It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!
Tags:ottoman, ottomans, footstool, footstools, drawer, drawers, useless, worthless, in-between, furniture, interior, interior decoration, interior decorations, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, living room, living rooms, worthless, pointless, hybrid, hybrids, drawer, drawers, living room, living rooms, footrest, footrests, foot rest
"Gary! This is why we can't have nice things!"
Tags:murderer, murderers, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, villain, villains, villainous, chainsaw, chainsaws, irresponsible, irresponsibility, accident, accidents, accident-prone, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, left alone, leave alone, leaves alone, destructive, destructive tendency, destructive tendencies, nice things, have nice things, having nice things, expensive item, expensive items, sofa, sofas, ruin, ruins, ruining, ruined, couch, couches, living room, living rooms
"Crocuses! It's spring!"
'Pete and I have what we call the '80 percent duct tape rule'. Once something is patching up with 80 percent duct tape, I can toss it.'