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'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'
'Larry, this is me, talking to you. Stop trying to hit the snooze button.'
"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"
Instant human... just add coffee
A skeleton sits up in bed.
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The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.
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"Mom? Are you awake?"
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"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"
"Get with it, love! Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day stands tiptoe on the misty mountaintops."
Tags:morning, mornings, monday, mondays, wake up, waking up, coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, morning routine, morning routines, encourage, encouraging, encouragement, poem, poems, poetry, shakespeare, william shakespeare, quote, quotes, famous quotes, play, plays, theater, famous quote, romeo and juliet
"I had a scary dream that I wasn't getting any attention."
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"This is your wake-up call - change or die."
"He's all the stimulus I need."
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"My God! I went to sleep a Democrat and I've awakened a Republican."
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"It's not about the worms; it's never been about the worms. It's always been about getting up early."
"I couldn't sleep."
"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."
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'The patient in room 2070 is looking too comfortable. Go give her a shot or something.'
"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"
Tags:wake, wakes, wake up, waking up, husband, husbands, annoy, annoys, annoyance, annoyances, grievance, grievances, complaint, complaints, complaining, complain, complains, irritation, irritations, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, communication, communicate, communicates, communicating, gripe, gripes, griping, irritating, annoying habit, annoying habits, air, airs, airing, problem, problems, marriage problem, marriage problems
"Your 5 A.M. is here."
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The More You're Awake The Longer You Live
"I thought it was just one of those bad dreams, but apparently, honey, we have a kid."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, bed, beds, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, sleeping, asleep, dream, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad dream, bad dreams, waking up, reality, facing reality, real, true, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, in denial, nonacceptance
Dowsing for Coffee
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'We'll just mill around till he's asleep, and then send him back up. This operation is actually for a placebo effect.'