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"I'm sorry, but this beach is for residents only."
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"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."
Tags:ghost, ghosts, in spirit, spirit, spirits, presence, presences, linger, lingers, lingering, season, seasonal, tourist, tourist trap, tourist season, off season, off-season, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sea side, seaside, sea shore, shore, winter, summer, wintry, winters, wintering, over winter, over-winter, ocean, oceans, cold, colder, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, couple, couples, resident, residents, local, locals
With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...
Tags:recession, condo, condominium, condos, condominiums, apartments, apartment, flat, flats, residents, resident, house, home, houses, homes, sales, saving money, unsold, rvs, rv, winnebago, winnebagos, truck, trucks, stacked, stack, pile up, apartment block, gas prices, gas, fuel prices, close to home
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
Tags:beauty, beautiful, pageant, pageants, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, miss missouri, miss california, miss, state, states, competition, competitions, aspiration, aspiration, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, aims, impossible, nonsensical, illogical, paradox, paradoxical, senseless, outlandish, ridiculous, stupid, unintelligent, resident, residents, missouri, california
'Apparently, the locals have over 40 different words for snow!'
"You need a cab? You're after me."
Tags:door man, door men, door person, door people, doorman, doormen, doorperson, cab, cabs, taxi, taxi, call a cab, calling a cab, hotel, hotels, apartment, apartments, apartment building, apartment buildings, resident, residents, rain, raining, bad weather, queue, queuing, front of the queue, back of the queue, first in the queue, last in the queue, get in line, getting in line, umbrella, umbrella, unexpected, rude, rudeness, unprofessional, unprofessionalism
Cactus in hot sun: 'I want to be a snowbird too!'
Journalist flooding an area
"That was very nice, dear, but don't you think you should begin to address yourself to a broader constituency?"
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, candidate, candidates, election, elections, electing, campaign, campaigns, political, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, constituency, constituencies, government, governments, speech, speeches, broaden, broad, podium, podiums, practice, practicing, practise, practising, resident, residents, audience, audiences, advice, advising, asviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, criticism, critic, critics, critique, critical, critiquing, criticising, criticizing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, family, families, platform, platforms, biggest fan, support, supporting, supportive
'How can I ever become a doctor if I don't learn to go without sleep?'
'Maybe now we'll find out what's going on around here.'
'We're getting to old to hunt. Lets move into a gated community and eat the other residents.'
Take a chance - Residents permits.
Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.
'This one's different. It's driven by hot air rising from indignant residents below.'
Shady Rest Cemetery - residents only.
'According to the junk mail people my name is Occupant.'
The Residents Meeting
Residents Association meetings often got fighty
The Reaper family on Holidays
The Beaver family on Holidays
Grim Reaper: 'HEARSE!'
'The little old lady who lives in a combat boot.'
Highway: tourist and resident traps.