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"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, happy marriage, unhappy marriage, antelope, antelopes, animal, animals, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, lazy, lazily, laziness, couch, couch potato, the game, watching the game, predator, predators, king of the jungle, slob, slobs, slobby, husband, husbands, wife, wives, gender stereotype
"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
Tags:shark, sharks, fish, fishes, teeth, tooth, dental, dentist, clothes, beach, beaches, underwater, aquatic, aquarium, fishing, marine, marina, swimming, swim, swims, jaw, fashion, fashions, eat, eating, danger, dangerous, dangers, dangerous waters, beware of shark, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking
"Did you just do a rooster?"
Tags:call, calls, calling, crow, crowing, rooster, roosters, animal sound, animal sounds, sounds, sound, voice, voices, impression, impressions, impersonate, impersonations, impersonations, wolf, wolves, wolf howling, howl, howls, howling, howling at the moon, the moon, fill moon, moon, full-moon, wolf pack, pack of wolves, talking animals, talking animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, paly on words, word-play, word play
"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."
Tags:lazy, laziness, pet, pets, pampered, pamper, pampered pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, kitty, kitties, stagnate, stagnant, easy life, slow, slow life, slow ride, moving, move, moves, moving on, time, times, passing time, lap cat, sleeping cat, direction, directions, house cat, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, domestic animals, animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism
"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"
Tags:meeting, meetings, business, offices, appointment, appointments, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, slow, slowly, desert, deserted, empty, time, times, long time, endless time, anthro, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, talking animal, talking animals, office life, relatable
"You run into a window, too?"
Tags:death, dead, died, dying, die, angel, angels, angelic, wing, wings, winged, angel wing, angel wings, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, heaven, heavens, after life, afterlife, life after death, flying, flight, flown, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, fly into the window, bird brain, bird brained, similarities, similar, common ground, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise
"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."
Tags:anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, talking, talked, talking animal, talk, animal, animals, insect, insects, worm, worms, bait, baits, mulch, mulches, surreal, fishing, fish, fisherman, fishermen, fishery, river fishing, river, rivers, flyfishing, fly fishing, squish, squished, squash, squashed, squashes, surprise, surprised, dark humor, dark humour, angler, anglers, angling
Rabbit Meeting Shows Hopping Profits
Tags:animal, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, business, business management, management, profit, profits, profitability, projection, projections, projected, profiting, hop, hopping, business is booming, big business, exec, executive, executives, board, boardroom, profitable, upward, upward trend, market research, market
Centipede Used As Rowing Boat
"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, bark, barking, woof, woofer, domestic animal, domestic animals, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, tech, technology, internet, internet culture, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, pointless, pointlessly, incessant, incessantly, sarcasm, sarcastic, indicative gag, indicative joke, indicative
"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"
Tags:horse, horses, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphise, horsey, horse face, horse faced, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, examination, appointment, appointments, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, bad news, be the bearer, bearer of bad news, friend, confidant, absurd, surreal, strange
"I think it loves us."
Tags:pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, goldfish, gold fish, goldfish bowl, fish bowl, fish, fishes, love, loving, loves, wholesome, wholesomeness, aquatic, aquarium, aquariums, exotic fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, role reversal, reversal, reverse, reversed, swap, role, role swap, pet owner, owner, ownership, pet care
"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."
Tags:panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, science, scientist, scientists, bear, bears, observation, observing, taking notes, note taking, zoologist, zoologists, zoo, zoos, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphise, breeding program, breeding programs, conservation program, conservation programs, conservationist, conservationists
"Damn global warming! You'll have to put it in the freezer."
Tags:ice, ice cap, ice cap melting, global warming, polar bear, polar bears, seal, freeze, climate, sun, warming planet, climate change, freezer, freeze, polar, ice caps, ice, atmosphere, emissions, greenhouse gas, greenhouse effect, relationship, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphize, north pole, arctic, arctic ocean, arctic circle, fossil fuels, glacier retreat, permafrost, sea ice, bear, polar, fresh, refrigerate, refrigeration
"I love my master, but if I have to watch him play one more video of dogs loving the family cat...I'm leaving home!"
Tags:pets, pet, dog, dogs, cat, cats, cat video, cat videos, streaming video, streaming videos, pet video, pet videos, stream, streams, streaming, canine, canines, feline, felines, expectation, expectations, high expectation, high expectations, unrealistic expectations, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphize, dog videos, dog video, online video, online videos, internet video, internet videos
"Look at that! I knew you could do it!"
Tags:baldo, flower, flowers, watering can, watering cans, water, waters, watering, garden, gardens, flower garden, flower gardens, fiction, author, authors, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphise, short story, short stories, writer, writers, recover, recovers, recovery, recoveries, encourage, encourages, encouragement, kindness, sunny disposition, sunny dispositions
Way too much anthropomorphising