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'Congratulations It's a spork'
Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'
Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.
"Well, we gave up on those chopsticks pretty quickly didn't we?"
Tags:untensil, utensils, cutlery, fork, forks, chopstick, chopsticks, chinese food, japanese food, asian food, thai food, vietnamese food, eastern culture, customs, tradition, assimilate, assimilation, assimilating, when in rome, telephone, telephones, giving up, trends, trendy, culture clash, hand coordination, xenophobia
"Should we start without him?"
'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'
"Sure, the dish ran away with me, but then she left me for a melon baller."
Tags:nursery rhymes, nursery rhymes, dish and spoon, the dish and the spoon, the dish ran away with the spoon, cutlery, silverware, cheat, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, elope, elopement, eloping, two timer, two timers, two timing, adulterer, adulterers, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, bad relationship, bad relationships, hey diddle diddle, melon ball, melon balls, melon baller, melon ballers, replaced, replacement
Tags:crucifix, crucifixes, cross, crosses, christian, christians, christianity, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, preacher, preachers, spoon, spoons, cutlery, utensil, utensils, compete, competition, practical, practicality, glasses chain, glasses chains, envy, envious, surprise, surprises, surprised, unconventional, unconventionality, individual, individualistic, individualism, individuality
"My wife! The good silver!"
Tags:infidelity, unfaithfulness, cheat, cheater, cheaters, two timing, two timer, two timers, adulterer, adulterers, extramarital, extramarital sex, dish and spoon, the dish and the spoon, the dish ran away with the spoon, hey diddle diddle, caught, silverware, crockery, cutlery, two-timer, two-timers, two, timing, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes
Fred got his Neti pot at a garage sale.
One out of 10,000 snakes are born with a 'spork' tongue.
"Oh yeah, like you're a four-star fork."
'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'
Tags:nursery, nurseries, kid, kids, rhyme, rhymes, story, stories, book, books, song, songs, spoon, spoons, saucer, saucers, dish, dishes, flatware, cutlery, cutleries, plate, plates, runaway, runaways, police, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, authorities, news, reporter, reporters, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."
Tags:restaurants, eating out, ding out, bad date, bad dates, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, wait staff, waitstaff, manslaughter, cutlery, dropping cutlery, dropping your fork, posh dining, posh restaurant, fancy restaurant, balcony, balconies, accident, accidents, bad accident, bad accidents, underreact, underreacting, underreaction, under react, under reacting, under reaction
Beppe Lugano's Breakfast Chair
Tags:spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, kitchen, kitchen furniture, breakfast, breakfast food, egg, eggs, fried egg, fried eggs, bacon, bacons, streaky bacon, cutlery, crockery, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured
"All of our plastic utensils are manufactured locally."
Tags:plastic, plastics, plastic utensils, cutlery, local, local manufacturer, local manufacturers, local manufacturing, local food, local foods, locally sourced, source, sources, sourcing, pollution, pollute, pollutes, polluting, slow food, slow food movement, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentally friendly, local manufacturer, local manufacturers
'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'
'I can never remember. Does the cell phone go on the left or the right?'
"For God's sake, how long's that been there?"
'Anything else, Sir?'
'That guy just gave us the prong!'
"Your life must be very exciting."
Place Settings for the Elderly
Tags:place setting, place settings, fine dining, eating out, dining out, cutlery, crockery, denture, dentures, false teeth, fake teeth, old age, aging, losing teeth, lost teeth, elderly people, old people, table setting, table settings, setting the table, utensil, utensils, dinner, dinners, dinner time, dinner times, missing teeth, rotten teeth, full dentures, full-dentures, flexible dentures
'Excuse me, is this cutlery carbon neutral?'