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'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'
"We're simplifying our lives."
Tags:simplifying, simplify, simplifies, simple, keeping it simple, keep it simple, declutter, decluttering, declutters, bonfire, bonfires, fire, fires, burn, burning, set fire, couple, couples, suburban couple, suburban couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, 1940s, 1950s, 1960s, yard, yards, garden, gardens, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness stand, questioning, perjury, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, liar liar pants on fire, fire, fires, pants, on fire, flames, burning, suspicious, questionable, dishonest, dishonesty
'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'
"Iron Chef, my ass!"
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary arts, culinary, burnt, burned, burning, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programme, cooking show, cooking shows, cooking program, cooking programs, cooking programmes, cooking programmes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'
Tags:hell, devil, devils, satan, satanist, satanists, fire, burn, burns, burning, fire exit, fire exits, escape, escapes, escape route, escape routes, safe, safety, health and safety, fire marshal, fire marshals, unsafe, pointless, useless, dangerous, danger, lucifer, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I put the steaks on.' 'Are you crazy? The potatoes aren't even close to done. The steaks will be coal by the time they're ready.' 'No they won't, we're almost out of propane.'
"Aw, c'mon. It's only the end of the world."
"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
Tags:atom, atoms, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, professor, professors, food, foods, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, microwave, tech, technological, scientific equipment, equipment, machine, machines, machinery, burned, burning, baking, baked, baker, baked, reheating, reheat, reheated, hadron, collider, spoof, spoofs, test, testing, experiment, experiments
Please do not torch
"Honey, you're snoring."
"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."
Tags:complain, complaint, complaining, always complaining, never complain, approval, approve, like, get along, fire, head on fire, head on fire, on fire, aflame, burning, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, boss, bosses, employee, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, work, stoic, stoical, uncomplaining, long-suffering, forbearing
"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
Tags:joke, jokes, old joke, old jokes, corny joke, corny jokes, red all over, sun, sunburn, sunburns, suntan, suntans, suntanning, tan, tans, tanning, book review, book reviews, newspaper, newspapers, paper, papers, read, reads, reading, burn, burns, burning, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays
"Boy, that extra 1.5º Celsius makes a big difference up here."
"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
Tags:religion, religious, moses, old testament, exodus, bible, god, egypt, burning bush, burn, burning, bush, bushes, fire, on fire, flaming, flame, flames, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, magic, magic power, magic powers, magical power, magical powers, free, do it yourself, diy, easier, easy way out, problem solver, problem solvers, shpasik, jtoons
'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'
'Here. Who's going to believe Nero played bongos while Rome burned?'
Tags:rome, romans, roman, roman empire, roman emperor, emperor, emperors, roman emperors, nero, bongo, bongos, fire of rome, fire, fires, burn, burned, burns, burning, the man who fiddled while rome burned, ignorant, play, played, plays, bad leader, leader, leaders, leadership, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Thank goodness I remembered to bring my sweatband.'
Tags:castaway, castaways, lost, deserted, desert, deserts, sweat, sweats, sweating, sweated, sweater, sweaters, sweatband, sweatbands, remember, remembers, remembered, remembering, vital, vitals, sun, burn, burning, burns, heat, heats, crawl, crawling, crawls, crawled, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I have something to tell you, Moses...'
Tags:god, moses, christianity, christian, christians, burning bush, fire, burning, bush, desert, deserts, bible, story, vision, visions, egypt, jew, jews, judaism, fireman, man, health and safety, safe, permit, open flame, greenery, bushes, forest fires, forest fire, ordinance, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Tags:wasabi, sushi, caricature, caricatures, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, heat, spicy, spicy food, spicy foods, lon chaney, phantom of the opera, burn, burns, burning, japanese food, japanese restaurant, japanese restaurants, surprise, surprises, surprised, mustard, hot mustard
A hunka-hunka burnin' love - only $3.99 per hunk.
Tags:rock, rock music, rock 'n' roll, song, songs, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, hot dog, hot dogs, new york, dirty water hot dog, dirty water hot dogs, burn, burns, burning, street meat, street meats, burn, burned, burnt, charred, charring, char, chars, overcooked, overcooking, fry, fries, frying
Three little pigs.
Tags:pig, pigs, signal, signals, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, crash, crashes, snow, snows, snowy, fire, fires, warm, warmth, brick, bricks, straw, twig, twigs, mountain, mountains, heat, cold, useless, smoke, firestarter, firestarters, fire starter, fire starters, burning, burn, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."
Pearson, I Smell Something Burning
"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."
Tags:praise, praises, praising, short order cook, short order cooks, cook, cooks, cooking, burn, burns, burning, burnt, burned, smoke, smokes, smoking, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, well done, complacent, complacency, give up, gives up, giving up, victory lap, victory laps, arrogant, arrogance, ego, ego stroking, egotist, egotists, egotistical, false sense of security, security