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'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'
"Well, pickle my trotters!"
Tags:pig, pigs, exclamation, exclamations, trotter, trotters, pork, pickled trotter, pickled trotter, farm animal, farm animals, expression, expressions, surprise, pig trotter, pig trotters, pickled pig trotter, pickled pig trotters, butcher, butchers, slaughter house, slaughter houses, pettitoe, pettitoes, crubeen, crubeens
"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."
Tags:desk job, desk jobs, field, fields, field work, field works, fieldwork, fieldworks, cow, cows, cattle, outdoors, office job, office jobs, outdoor type, outdoors types, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals, stuck inside, career, promotion, promotions, transfer, transfers, field worker, field workers, cooped up, claustrophobia, claustrophobic
The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
"We just came from the stupidest meadow."
"That was the perfect amount of food – I feel full, but not fatted for the slaughter."
'It's the latest . . . 'farm to trough'.'
"We used to live in Connecticut but then we moved to Vermont. I have no idea why."
"Why are we here?"
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, pig, pigs, slaughter, slaughter house, slaughter houses, pork, animal slaughter, meaning of life, purpose, purposeless, existential crisis, farm animal, farm animals
Old MacDonald had an Office
Tags:old macdonald, old mcdonald, old macdonald had a farm, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, offices, office worker, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, farm animal, farm animals, duck, ducks, pig, pigs, unprofessional, disorganised, disorganisation, kids song, kids songs, kids' song, kids' songs
"All in favor, say, 'ee-yi-ee-yi-oh'"
"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."
"History's greatest monster: General Tso or Colonel Sanders?"
Tags:general tso, general tso's chicken, chicken, chickens, fast food, fast foods, monster, monsters, scary, scary story, scary stories, farm animal, farm animals, factory farm, factory farms, factory farming, horror, horror story, horror stories, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarianism, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, hen, hens, history's greatest monster, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, perspective shifts
"You're quitting school? After everything we sacrificed for you?"
Tags:sacrifice, sacrifices, animal sacrifice, animal sacrifices, school, leaving school, quitting school, drop out, drop outs, drop-out, drop-outs, highschool dropout, highschool dropouts, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, farm animal, farm animals, personal sacrifice, personal sacrifices
Chicken A La King
Tags:agent, agents, taking a cut, pig, pigs, piglet, piglets, suckling, suckling pig, suckling pigs, suckling piglet, suckling piglets, take a cut, sharing profit, sharing the profit, principle, the principle, farm, farms, farming, farm animal, farm animals, apparent authority, legally empowered, legal empowerment, negotiator, negotiators, represent, representation, representing
"On weekends I'm feral."
Tags:pig, pigs, chicken, chickens, farm animal, farm animals, farmyard animal, farmyard animals, domesticated, domesticated animal, domesticated animals, tame, tamed, tame animals, tame animals, wild animal, wild animals, feral, feral animal, feral animals, party animal, party animals, weekend, weekends
"I often feel woolly, but seldom do I feel very wild."
"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."
"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."
Tags:chicken, chickens, bird, birds, pig, pigs, animal, animals, domestic animals, domestic animal, domestic, farm, farm animal, farm animals, food, foodies, food critic, food critics, pretentious, snob, snobby, snobbish, picky, critical, neighbors, neighbours, neighborhood, neighbourhood, city, cities, country, countryside, talking animals, talking animal, food, foods, baked goods, bagels, bagel
"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."
"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."
Tags:animal, animals, oversize, over size, over-size, oversized, over sized, over-sized, invest, investing, investment, investments, bad investment, good investment, farm, farms, farming, farm animal, farm animals, farmer, farmers, livestock, cattle, cattle farm, cow, cows, enormous, giant, huge, large, giant cow, giant animal, giant animals, dairy, dairy farming, dairy farmer, rural, countryside, midwest, mid west
"I was young and there were drugs involved so I'm not sure if I actually jumped over the moon.''
'Okay class, is there anyone else who does not understand the term foreshadowing?'
'Last Cow For 50 Miles'
Tags:cow, cows, livestock, animal, farm animal, farm animals, country, countryside, country side, urban, urban life, urban living, modern, modern life, modernity, modern living, rural, rural, the sticks, out in the sticks, car, cars, drive, driving, last, drives, road, roads, roadtrip, road trip, sign, signs, signage, tourist, tourism, tourist attraction, roadside, road side, farm, farms, field, fields